WolfTron V
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WolfTron V
@blackdolphin.bsky.social
Lecturer. Plus-sized Speedo model. A man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition. Independently wealthy. Well educated. Totally insane.
“Forward this email to 10 friends or face 10 years of bad luck” was the work of a guy who saw Star Wars in the theater in 1st grade.
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I’m a 77 GenX and scumbags slightly older than me definitely unleashed the plague of spam emails upon the land.
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Spam emails?
November 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The “R” word?
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
For me:
-Any bar or restaurant that doesn’t have menus and/or accept cash payments.
-Service providers with phone apps in lieu of customer service representatives.
-Going through immigration and it’s just a camera that scans your face.
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent.” John Maynard Keynes
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
*whispering*

I kinda love that Oregon has 7 different combinations every year and some are sweet while others look like costumes from a bad Swedish rave.
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Yeah… about that plan…
a cartoon of a man with glasses and the word nonsense on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of a man with glasses and the word nonsense on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
…I wonder how many guys are working like that now.
November 21, 2025 at 11:23 AM
…I walk over to the squat racks at 5am and there’s Kobe Bryant, by himself, repping out heavy lunges, box jumps, and below-parallel squats with 275 the morning before tipoff.

14 hours later, the Mavs were up 30, but Kobe had 21 in the 4thQ in a Lakers comeback…
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I LOVE THIS.
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Wheel Snipe and Chill?
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 AM
*men who ever had a plate appearance.
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Upon his retirement in 2012, Jamie Moyer had faced 1 out of every 11 men who ever played in the majors.
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM