@blackdogtrainer.bsky.social
A dog trainer specialising in the puppy-pastoral, ringcraft-support, socialisation & assertiveness training of protection and working breeds.
And an IT analyst & project mgr in my spare time…😉
And an IT analyst & project mgr in my spare time…😉
Be a bit embarrassing to c*ck up the landing…😉🤣
February 5, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Be a bit embarrassing to c*ck up the landing…😉🤣
I came here to read that. Thanks. 🤝
February 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I came here to read that. Thanks. 🤝
And the UK government has contributed again to his organisation…
February 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
And the UK government has contributed again to his organisation…
Sounds like folks in the US need to think more Rage Against the Machine and less Alicia Keys.
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Sounds like folks in the US need to think more Rage Against the Machine and less Alicia Keys.
“Village seeks two nominees for meaningful relationship”.
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February 5, 2026 at 8:22 PM
“Village seeks two nominees for meaningful relationship”.
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Or perhaps someone talented was wishful thinking.
February 5, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Or perhaps someone talented was wishful thinking.
GBeebies…?
[runs away laughing]🤣🤣
[runs away laughing]🤣🤣
February 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
GBeebies…?
[runs away laughing]🤣🤣
[runs away laughing]🤣🤣
Just wait a few days until the ‘estate release the genuine articles.
The originals have a great way of flushing away the BS…⌚️👀
The originals have a great way of flushing away the BS…⌚️👀
February 2, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Just wait a few days until the ‘estate release the genuine articles.
The originals have a great way of flushing away the BS…⌚️👀
The originals have a great way of flushing away the BS…⌚️👀
The man who used “bone spurs” as an excuse to avoid fighting for his country - even without the courage of conscience. I’d put my whole £1 max bet on him lasting <5 mins in the ring at his most youthful.
January 30, 2026 at 8:28 PM
The man who used “bone spurs” as an excuse to avoid fighting for his country - even without the courage of conscience. I’d put my whole £1 max bet on him lasting <5 mins in the ring at his most youthful.
Bone Spurs understands nothing of the value of others, personal responsibility, parenthood nor self-awareness.
A freeze-dried husk where a human may possibly have been able to live.
A freeze-dried husk where a human may possibly have been able to live.
January 30, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Bone Spurs understands nothing of the value of others, personal responsibility, parenthood nor self-awareness.
A freeze-dried husk where a human may possibly have been able to live.
A freeze-dried husk where a human may possibly have been able to live.
Angry song at probably my most angry point in life.
Still so cool. 🤝
Still so cool. 🤝
January 30, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Angry song at probably my most angry point in life.
Still so cool. 🤝
Still so cool. 🤝
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Counter-surfing can be trained out. Best to come equipped with strong wills and higher-value treats than the ones available for theft, though… 😉 #hungrydobeowner
Counter-surfing can be trained out. Best to come equipped with strong wills and higher-value treats than the ones available for theft, though… 😉 #hungrydobeowner
January 27, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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Counter-surfing can be trained out. Best to come equipped with strong wills and higher-value treats than the ones available for theft, though… 😉 #hungrydobeowner
Counter-surfing can be trained out. Best to come equipped with strong wills and higher-value treats than the ones available for theft, though… 😉 #hungrydobeowner
Fortunately, deleting tweets or rewording them after-the-fact doesn’t count as defence.
January 27, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Fortunately, deleting tweets or rewording them after-the-fact doesn’t count as defence.
If he’s defected, shouldn’t he be handing in his seat in the Lords…? #itsjustathought
January 26, 2026 at 10:21 PM
If he’s defected, shouldn’t he be handing in his seat in the Lords…? #itsjustathought
VP impeachment then presidential impeachment & dept head prosecution would be a safer direction.
For the country & population.
For the country & population.
January 26, 2026 at 8:31 PM
VP impeachment then presidential impeachment & dept head prosecution would be a safer direction.
For the country & population.
For the country & population.
Not much to think about unless one fancies their chances against beaten up, held in a cramped cell with others or shot for being a furriner…
January 26, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Not much to think about unless one fancies their chances against beaten up, held in a cramped cell with others or shot for being a furriner…
*their…
January 25, 2026 at 11:38 PM
*their…
Incompetent shits, but yeah.
At least red Labour didn’t have “comms experts” to aid heir incompetence…
At least red Labour didn’t have “comms experts” to aid heir incompetence…
January 25, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Incompetent shits, but yeah.
At least red Labour didn’t have “comms experts” to aid heir incompetence…
At least red Labour didn’t have “comms experts” to aid heir incompetence…
Ah, the 2.5nd amendment: “the right to bear arms depending what you’re told afterwards…”
January 25, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Ah, the 2.5nd amendment: “the right to bear arms depending what you’re told afterwards…”
Because their comms outfit is Amateur Hour.
Doesn’t matter whether their heads are in the right place if their comms advice is incompetent: it’ll still end up helping RefUK more than their administration.
#leftfootbothbarrels
Doesn’t matter whether their heads are in the right place if their comms advice is incompetent: it’ll still end up helping RefUK more than their administration.
#leftfootbothbarrels
January 25, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Because their comms outfit is Amateur Hour.
Doesn’t matter whether their heads are in the right place if their comms advice is incompetent: it’ll still end up helping RefUK more than their administration.
#leftfootbothbarrels
Doesn’t matter whether their heads are in the right place if their comms advice is incompetent: it’ll still end up helping RefUK more than their administration.
#leftfootbothbarrels