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I used to fly spacecraft. Now I'm in infosec. Polymath. MASSIVE nerd. Strong autodidact tendencies. Occasionally make noises with my larynx that not everyone hates.
March 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Bonus pic of Blues (can someone please give me alt text for this? I’m not wording well enough right now but black smoke cat pic)
February 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
February 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I may be the only person who would have benefited from her having one, as it would have PROVED that I was a total goody-two-shoes.
February 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
January 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Oh look. Hell’s trying to freeze over.
January 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
January 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
January 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
January 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I am paying over $1000 every two weeks for BCBS insurance, the best plan my company offers.

This is the bill for my 12/28 ER trip that involved an ambulance, CT scan, and labwork. After leaving me in a side hallway crying in pain for five hours. No it wasn’t that crowded.

Will add alt txt later
January 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
January 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
December 9, 2024 at 6:52 PM
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

(As a note, my youngest was dressed the same this year and would 100% do this. Outside the local funeral homes if possible.)
December 3, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Okay seriously House Panther WTF?
December 12, 2023 at 5:55 PM
My comment on the matter:
December 8, 2023 at 1:10 PM
She makes sure her "little" sister (feline sumo, that's a LOT of muscle) is clean, too!
December 5, 2023 at 5:41 PM
The House Panther, glaring at me for moving around too much last night when I was supposed to be on oxygen and falling asleep. She is an excellent medic.
December 5, 2023 at 4:08 PM
The House Panther says "Gruß vom Krampus" and she wishes that the transphobes shall find themselves in his sack in short order.
December 5, 2023 at 6:23 AM
House.
September 28, 2023 at 12:29 PM
Meme stolen from other sites time!
September 7, 2023 at 9:06 PM
1) Apparently I am a man. With DDs and PMS. (I'm cis.)

2) My hand mixer broke and turns out this works better so I haven't replaced it.

3) I can buy a bigger dick than his at the corner store on my way to get new spark plugs.
July 31, 2023 at 3:39 PM
June 28, 2023 at 7:22 PM