got fingered because i was biting another dog #fuckmydoglife

I'm so hard right now I NEED RELIEF... but.. i must.. not.. fap... #BEARTAKENOFAP #NOFAP4LYFE #TRYNNOT2FAPTOPICTURESOFMYSELF

just lied to my job interviewer 😭 i think he believed me im definitely getting that job lawl :p

i fucking hate my life i dont even get hard anymore i just jerk my half chub

@wagleunagi.bsky.social i just squatted over my phone and my prolapse was visible. let's just say... I'M GAPED! wanna LINK ⛓️UP AND FUCK 🧘‍♂️TIL I CAN'T MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #SEXTILPARALYZED #CUMTRIBUTE

whats a good dating app for a floofboi like me? i swear i can never find real love on sniffies 😔

my boner is bank rupt of semen 😱

i just talked to my hero mini ladd on snapchat

i think youre completely right, i think i'm owed damages. how are you gonna make this right for me arby's?

i gots a boner in my pants