Blackberry
@blackberry-pi.bsky.social
I am an upstanding citizen and user of this very PUBLIC platform. Also I'm trans
I got myself all worked up over standardization in higher education and the state's unchecked ability to destroy you if you're not in line. Now I need to figure out how to get my brain zoomies out 😡
April 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I got myself all worked up over standardization in higher education and the state's unchecked ability to destroy you if you're not in line. Now I need to figure out how to get my brain zoomies out 😡
I'm the Queen of Spring bitches 🧚♀️❤️🌷😸
March 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I'm the Queen of Spring bitches 🧚♀️❤️🌷😸
If there are no students present 20 minutes after class starts I get to leave with no penalty, it's the rules
March 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
If there are no students present 20 minutes after class starts I get to leave with no penalty, it's the rules
My new plant baby!
March 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
My new plant baby!
What a bizarre coincidence that seven or eight of my students all had family members die on midterm week
March 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
What a bizarre coincidence that seven or eight of my students all had family members die on midterm week
Nothing lasts forever... But especially not 50° weather in Chicago in March 😹
March 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Nothing lasts forever... But especially not 50° weather in Chicago in March 😹
Happy 3/11 to those who celebrate 😎
March 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Happy 3/11 to those who celebrate 😎
Imagine being able to ignore your phone however long you like and deal with the notifications whenever you feel like it. God I envy my kid
March 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Imagine being able to ignore your phone however long you like and deal with the notifications whenever you feel like it. God I envy my kid
I have been using AI to craft emails to my Dean on sensitive topics at work to make sure my tone is professional and I'm not being confrontational.
Joke's on me. She's using AI to respond. So our email thread is AI talking to itself 🤣🤣🤣
Joke's on me. She's using AI to respond. So our email thread is AI talking to itself 🤣🤣🤣
March 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I have been using AI to craft emails to my Dean on sensitive topics at work to make sure my tone is professional and I'm not being confrontational.
Joke's on me. She's using AI to respond. So our email thread is AI talking to itself 🤣🤣🤣
Joke's on me. She's using AI to respond. So our email thread is AI talking to itself 🤣🤣🤣
Okay, I've read so many articles on the Severance break room, it's driving me crazy. Not one of them addresses a fundamental problem I have:
Right here, why doesn't she just say 'fuck off I'm not going to read that out loud and you can't make me'? What exactly compels her to read the statement?
Right here, why doesn't she just say 'fuck off I'm not going to read that out loud and you can't make me'? What exactly compels her to read the statement?
March 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Okay, I've read so many articles on the Severance break room, it's driving me crazy. Not one of them addresses a fundamental problem I have:
Right here, why doesn't she just say 'fuck off I'm not going to read that out loud and you can't make me'? What exactly compels her to read the statement?
Right here, why doesn't she just say 'fuck off I'm not going to read that out loud and you can't make me'? What exactly compels her to read the statement?
Not that I plan on never doing anything hoe-y again, but I think it's safe to say my hoe phase is over. I'm leaning hard into being an old lady. And I'm kinda loving it.
It helps that when I reminisce about the past 20 years, I realize that I had a *really fun hoe phase
It helps that when I reminisce about the past 20 years, I realize that I had a *really fun hoe phase
March 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Not that I plan on never doing anything hoe-y again, but I think it's safe to say my hoe phase is over. I'm leaning hard into being an old lady. And I'm kinda loving it.
It helps that when I reminisce about the past 20 years, I realize that I had a *really fun hoe phase
It helps that when I reminisce about the past 20 years, I realize that I had a *really fun hoe phase
I have 30 days to clean my apartment top to bottom or my landlord isn't going to renew my lease. Apparently I've attracted bugs into the house and he doesn't like that.
Why didn't anyone ever try to warn me that my actions would have consequences 😭😭😭
Why didn't anyone ever try to warn me that my actions would have consequences 😭😭😭
February 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I have 30 days to clean my apartment top to bottom or my landlord isn't going to renew my lease. Apparently I've attracted bugs into the house and he doesn't like that.
Why didn't anyone ever try to warn me that my actions would have consequences 😭😭😭
Why didn't anyone ever try to warn me that my actions would have consequences 😭😭😭
If one more person at work hopes I'm doing well instead of getting to the point of their email istg I'm going to flip my shit
February 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If one more person at work hopes I'm doing well instead of getting to the point of their email istg I'm going to flip my shit
We covered logical arguments and fallacy today. I gave a highly impassioned lecture about why it is completely logically consistent for "star bellied sneeches make up 86% of criminals" and "a very small percentage of star bellied sneeches are criminals" to be true at the same time
February 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
We covered logical arguments and fallacy today. I gave a highly impassioned lecture about why it is completely logically consistent for "star bellied sneeches make up 86% of criminals" and "a very small percentage of star bellied sneeches are criminals" to be true at the same time
Welp, I am 100% compliant with the Doge mandate. I emailed five things I did last week to hr@opm.gov . Good thing I saw on Tik Tok that every American has to comply, otherwise you won't get your $8,000 stimulus check
February 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Welp, I am 100% compliant with the Doge mandate. I emailed five things I did last week to hr@opm.gov . Good thing I saw on Tik Tok that every American has to comply, otherwise you won't get your $8,000 stimulus check
It's caused me a lot of dysphoria over the years, but ultimately I'm extremely fortunate that I can dress femme and slutty and I still don't get *that type of attention from men
February 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It's caused me a lot of dysphoria over the years, but ultimately I'm extremely fortunate that I can dress femme and slutty and I still don't get *that type of attention from men
I was looking through my choices to change my discord avatar and I had to post this here too because damn, that is a really decent picture of me 😍😍😍
February 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I was looking through my choices to change my discord avatar and I had to post this here too because damn, that is a really decent picture of me 😍😍😍
If a certain president had ever played Civ 5, he would know that when you 'demand tribute' from other civs they never give you any and the consequences only hurt you.
February 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
If a certain president had ever played Civ 5, he would know that when you 'demand tribute' from other civs they never give you any and the consequences only hurt you.
My pronouns are in my email signature, bold and underlined.
My boss constantly misgenders me in email replies, with my signature line visible, then signs her emails with her pronouns 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
My boss constantly misgenders me in email replies, with my signature line visible, then signs her emails with her pronouns 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
February 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
My pronouns are in my email signature, bold and underlined.
My boss constantly misgenders me in email replies, with my signature line visible, then signs her emails with her pronouns 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
My boss constantly misgenders me in email replies, with my signature line visible, then signs her emails with her pronouns 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
I am no longer on conservative social media. I've seen enough.
Trump is backed up by a relentless propaganda machine. I understand now why it's so effective. The lies are horrifying. The implications are disgusting. Somehow they make it all sound reasonable. It's hateful disinformation.
Trump is backed up by a relentless propaganda machine. I understand now why it's so effective. The lies are horrifying. The implications are disgusting. Somehow they make it all sound reasonable. It's hateful disinformation.
February 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I am no longer on conservative social media. I've seen enough.
Trump is backed up by a relentless propaganda machine. I understand now why it's so effective. The lies are horrifying. The implications are disgusting. Somehow they make it all sound reasonable. It's hateful disinformation.
Trump is backed up by a relentless propaganda machine. I understand now why it's so effective. The lies are horrifying. The implications are disgusting. Somehow they make it all sound reasonable. It's hateful disinformation.
If you see this, post your pride flags!
February 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If you see this, post your pride flags!
I couldn't help it, I peeked at conservation social media.
The audacity!
They're not trying to hide anything they're doing. They give exactly the same facts as the liberal media. The only difference is that their audience receives it with thunderous applause.
The audacity!
They're not trying to hide anything they're doing. They give exactly the same facts as the liberal media. The only difference is that their audience receives it with thunderous applause.
February 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I couldn't help it, I peeked at conservation social media.
The audacity!
They're not trying to hide anything they're doing. They give exactly the same facts as the liberal media. The only difference is that their audience receives it with thunderous applause.
The audacity!
They're not trying to hide anything they're doing. They give exactly the same facts as the liberal media. The only difference is that their audience receives it with thunderous applause.
I have a dean who has been constantly sending me vague messages about how 'valuable' my contributions are and how much she 'looks forward' to updates.
Look lady, I'm functionally autistic. Just tell me exactly what you want me to do and by when. You're my boss, it's my job, that's how it works 🙄
Look lady, I'm functionally autistic. Just tell me exactly what you want me to do and by when. You're my boss, it's my job, that's how it works 🙄
February 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I have a dean who has been constantly sending me vague messages about how 'valuable' my contributions are and how much she 'looks forward' to updates.
Look lady, I'm functionally autistic. Just tell me exactly what you want me to do and by when. You're my boss, it's my job, that's how it works 🙄
Look lady, I'm functionally autistic. Just tell me exactly what you want me to do and by when. You're my boss, it's my job, that's how it works 🙄
Okay Canada here's the deal. You stick it to trump, I'll buy imported maple syrup, chocolate, coffee, and Nanaimo bars all year.
I draw the line at ketchup chips tho 🤢🤢🤢
I draw the line at ketchup chips tho 🤢🤢🤢
February 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Okay Canada here's the deal. You stick it to trump, I'll buy imported maple syrup, chocolate, coffee, and Nanaimo bars all year.
I draw the line at ketchup chips tho 🤢🤢🤢
I draw the line at ketchup chips tho 🤢🤢🤢
News seems to explain that ICE has limited options without a judicial warrant...
Which makes me wonder, why exactly can't they get judicial warrants if the people they're targeting are such dangerous criminals? 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
Which makes me wonder, why exactly can't they get judicial warrants if the people they're targeting are such dangerous criminals? 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
February 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
News seems to explain that ICE has limited options without a judicial warrant...
Which makes me wonder, why exactly can't they get judicial warrants if the people they're targeting are such dangerous criminals? 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
Which makes me wonder, why exactly can't they get judicial warrants if the people they're targeting are such dangerous criminals? 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐