Bruce Kanin
bk9net.bsky.social
Bruce Kanin
@bk9net.bsky.social
Singer-songwriter and author of the multiverse-renowned BK Unmasked FB page. Believes in Truth, Justice, & the Milky Way. Belongs to the synagogue of Carlin & Marx. Feel like an underdog now because of the disastrous 2024 election.
I steal from the best.
December 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If LOVE HAPPY is not considered a Marx Brothers film (it was suppose to star only Harpo, but Chico needed the money, and the producer then had to add Groucho for cameos), then GO WEST is their worst film.
December 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Don Ameche was immortalized in arguably* The Marx Brothers greatest film, GO WEST, i.e., Groucho saying, "Telephone? This is 1870, Don Ameche hasn't invented the telephone yet."

*When the argument is with an idiot.
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
They were trying to punch it enough to make it look like Sylvester Stallone.
December 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Great for fireplaces and bonfires!
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
John Waters looks like the love child of Steve Buscemi and Joel Grey.
December 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"Is that an icicle in your pants or are you happy to see me?"
December 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I’m still pissed that Milton Bradley didn’t create a family game in which a player’s number of farts moves their piece around the board.
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
To you, Scott, life is just a game.
December 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"This is Bob 'Sanity Clause' Hope..."...
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
You’re helping the fascists win. It’s what happened in 2024.
December 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Yes, we need massive judicial reform, including SCOTUS packing, but if there are only two parties with a chance, hopefully you won’t let the fascists win.
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
They could compromise and call it the Robert F. Kennedy, Jr Center.
December 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
AI wrote that for her.
December 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Wow, that sucks. I used to really like her.
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
You mean, deserve my meme or deserve to be standing behind the Moronic Master of Methane? I was never a fan of theirs, but now that they've gone MAGA, they can go to Hell for all I care.

Shit, I liked Michael Crawford (saw him in BARNUM! in London) but not now. Fucking Stallone is dead to me.
December 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Shit, it can be better than rum & coke.
December 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM