Bjørn Svartalf
bjornsvartalf.bsky.social
Bjørn Svartalf
@bjornsvartalf.bsky.social
Orthodox Leviathanist | writer | black metal literary theorist | husky whisperer
Finally learned Sitka’s patience breaking point. All it takes are two quasi police K9s getting fence fighty and incredibly loud with him for the chillest pup to get angry.
December 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I just learned about the Alien franchise’s connection to Joseph Conrad and I’m shocked I didn’t know about it earlier.
November 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
ESPN needs a better way to start phrasing things…
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
My giant child has graduated basic training!
November 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
There ought to be an Algernon Blackwood literary podcast called “The Wend in the Willows”.
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
With fake film podcasts like @thepoduniverse.com and @smitpod.bsky.social (and hopefully more to come), I’ve noticed a glaring need: fake films deserve fake award shows. Am I the person to fulfill this? God help us all if I am.
September 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Cannot overstate how excited I am for the new @thepoduniverse.com series. The previous iteration helped give me a light in perhaps the darkest year of my life. A brand new “cinematic universe” with no previous IP is a daunting but fantastic goal.
September 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Meet Sitka, the newest foster!
April 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The latest @darkuniversepod.bsky.social episode was fantastically dark, probably one of their top 10 pitches. Only issue I had was that the concept of blasphemy always takes the form of sex and/or bodily fluids.
March 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Zeus was adopted yesterday. That’s a good thing. But fuck me does it hurt. We had him for four months, just enough time to start thinking of him as ours, a part of our little pack. I’m going to miss him, he was the best, sweetest boy there is. Good luck Zeubus.
February 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Apropos of nothing, I’d like say that atmospheric black metal fits the gothic literature aesthetic better than gothic black metal.
February 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
He’s hard to see here, being so well camouflaged, but Zeus is the best boy.
February 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Liminal space huskies
January 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Oh sweet Zeubus
January 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Took one of the pup children to work with me today… she’s plotting something
January 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Well… here we go
January 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM