I’m glad you understand, V
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I’m glad you understand, V
Is it too much to ask to be invited into a kitchen to slow simmer some red sauce and serve it with penne and crusty bread?!
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Is it too much to ask to be invited into a kitchen to slow simmer some red sauce and serve it with penne and crusty bread?!
Is it braised? Then it’s horny as all get out.
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Is it braised? Then it’s horny as all get out.
Starting the petition to have a statue made in your honor
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Starting the petition to have a statue made in your honor
Hangman would be proud
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Hangman would be proud
My jaw would be bruised from hitting the floor
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
My jaw would be bruised from hitting the floor
I’ll take it under advisement, but I make no promises
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I’ll take it under advisement, but I make no promises
Hoagie’s a jolly good fellow
Hoagie’s a jolly good fellow
Hoagie’s a jolly good felloooooow…
And also is good on rye!
Hoagie’s a jolly good fellow
Hoagie’s a jolly good felloooooow…
And also is good on rye!
November 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hoagie’s a jolly good fellow
Hoagie’s a jolly good fellow
Hoagie’s a jolly good felloooooow…
And also is good on rye!
Hoagie’s a jolly good fellow
Hoagie’s a jolly good felloooooow…
And also is good on rye!
Sipping tea and learning lines in Klingon (because that’s my life right now apparently)
November 3, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Sipping tea and learning lines in Klingon (because that’s my life right now apparently)
I feel this in my soul. Going to pitch multiple dates for playing today 🤘
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I feel this in my soul. Going to pitch multiple dates for playing today 🤘
Bone is durable! …just saying
October 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Bone is durable! …just saying
Goblets made from the skulls of your enemies?
October 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Goblets made from the skulls of your enemies?
Steel tankards…the only solution
October 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Steel tankards…the only solution
BROKEN MUGS?! Oh fuck…that is as bad as it gets. (I’m still not over losing a good mug 3 years ago)
October 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
BROKEN MUGS?! Oh fuck…that is as bad as it gets. (I’m still not over losing a good mug 3 years ago)
Secretly plant ivy in Joe’s garden so that Joe has to deal with that sick creeping son of a bitch
October 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Secretly plant ivy in Joe’s garden so that Joe has to deal with that sick creeping son of a bitch
I’m 44 and out of shape and could handle those standards…that’s…wow
October 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I’m 44 and out of shape and could handle those standards…that’s…wow