Even shares in Maybelline, JD's preferred eyeliner, took a beating. Awww.......

Did Groovy Giuli have that brown ooze coming down his jawline as he dinged the bell? I reckon it isn't hair coloring. Probably Mexican cartel black tar heroin.

Like OH MY GOD! Are you guys gonnna totally vote for Karoline Leavitt for prom queen? She is like sooo cute, and like, she's really smart too, ya know.

Your companies are suffering because you're a total piece of shit.

Every day that goes by since Jan. 20th is the "Watch What Little Donnie Can Do," show. It's like "Leave it to Beaver with a Cleaver."

I like the shaking of the cane, but a Southerner from a slave holding state beat an abolitionist senator very badly with his cane in that very chamber back in the 1850s. History rhyming as Mark Twain referred to it.

As an expat of 33 years living in Asia, Nancy, I can tell you this. The seeds that were scattered in the 80 years after WWII have taken root. The really good, durable ideals that America fostered are no present in many nations. If America is withering take comfort, the ideals are flourishing abroad

Alina Habba, do us all a favor, and go back to being a piquant pepper.

Elania! "Ketamine Sister..Shake It!"

That Marko Elez comment about not marrying outside his ethnic group makes me think, "Well, that assumes that someone would want to mate with you in the first place, creep!"

Like OMG, Elaine wants me to be his personal tongue bidet, dudes! Oh that is so awesome.

So much winning!

In late spring/early summer former ambassador to Japan, Caroline Kennedy was in Hiroshima's Peace Park with then President Barak Obama. I watched his plane come in with a full escort of support aircraft. When they touched ground, it felt so good and proper to have JFK's daughter there with Obama.