Ben Jammin'
@bjlwrites.bsky.social
Benjamin. Writer, snarker, buttmonkey. It's always darkest before the dawn.
Above all things, humans are storytellers.
Above all things, humans are storytellers.
So this unsettling feeling, deep in the pit of my stomach, wasn't right, somehow.
Why did I feel that Eden, the great whale of stars, was an omen?
Why did I feel, looking up at it now, that it wanted to swallow me whole?
Why did I feel that Eden, the great whale of stars, was an omen?
Why did I feel, looking up at it now, that it wanted to swallow me whole?
October 20, 2025 at 6:08 AM
So this unsettling feeling, deep in the pit of my stomach, wasn't right, somehow.
Why did I feel that Eden, the great whale of stars, was an omen?
Why did I feel, looking up at it now, that it wanted to swallow me whole?
Why did I feel that Eden, the great whale of stars, was an omen?
Why did I feel, looking up at it now, that it wanted to swallow me whole?
I've started jotting down ideas for a potential future game story and I gotta say
I
am
COOKING
I
am
COOKING
September 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I've started jotting down ideas for a potential future game story and I gotta say
I
am
COOKING
I
am
COOKING
Event script notes for Poison Witch story.
Writing an SRPG script is a lot of work.
Writing an SRPG script is a lot of work.
March 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Event script notes for Poison Witch story.
Writing an SRPG script is a lot of work.
Writing an SRPG script is a lot of work.
I have an excerpt here! This is draft 1, so it's unpolished, but it's good I think.
March 7, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I have an excerpt here! This is draft 1, so it's unpolished, but it's good I think.
This is ALSO why this Pokemon's name is not pronounced "rah-QUAY-zah", despite the latter portion of its name (Rayquaza) being derived from the word "quasar".
It's ray-QUAH-za, like "plaza", because ENGLISH has RULES, DAMMIT. It may be a hodgepodge fuckass of a language, but it STILL HAS RULES.
It's ray-QUAH-za, like "plaza", because ENGLISH has RULES, DAMMIT. It may be a hodgepodge fuckass of a language, but it STILL HAS RULES.
February 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This is ALSO why this Pokemon's name is not pronounced "rah-QUAY-zah", despite the latter portion of its name (Rayquaza) being derived from the word "quasar".
It's ray-QUAH-za, like "plaza", because ENGLISH has RULES, DAMMIT. It may be a hodgepodge fuckass of a language, but it STILL HAS RULES.
It's ray-QUAH-za, like "plaza", because ENGLISH has RULES, DAMMIT. It may be a hodgepodge fuckass of a language, but it STILL HAS RULES.
Magica Violet raised her staff.
"Zero the Vile! Today, I, Magica Violet, will finally smite you!"
Typical. She loved talking like a goddess when transformed. Not that I knew who she was as a civilian, of course.
"Zero the Vile! Today, I, Magica Violet, will finally smite you!"
Typical. She loved talking like a goddess when transformed. Not that I knew who she was as a civilian, of course.
October 25, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Magica Violet raised her staff.
"Zero the Vile! Today, I, Magica Violet, will finally smite you!"
Typical. She loved talking like a goddess when transformed. Not that I knew who she was as a civilian, of course.
"Zero the Vile! Today, I, Magica Violet, will finally smite you!"
Typical. She loved talking like a goddess when transformed. Not that I knew who she was as a civilian, of course.
This could be fun. (If I have more followers in the future I may post it again.)
October 23, 2024 at 2:41 AM
This could be fun. (If I have more followers in the future I may post it again.)