I didn't think he'd literally drag us back to the stone age....I feel like Fred Flintstone is the only one going "marble eh....niiice..."

Back when my benevolent corporate overseers gave out big (ish) holiday gifts we got a Solo stove. They really are fantastic. We have a willow tree that sheds branches all year, so the kindling is just in the yard....

There's a Star Trek quote for everything and everyone....

AI, create a picture of tacky gold leaf teabagging an orange man....

Tonight I'll either continue @sarahkendzior.bsky.social 's Hiding in Plain Sight (while sipping bourbon) OR start Star Wars Master of Evil (while sipping bourbon) 🙂

Tell me you pawn sick, uncomfortable kids off on someone else without telling me, J.D. As soon as my kid was old enough to take ibuprofen it was. a. game. changer....peace in our time, smiles replaced tears!

I didn't have "pulsating meat making my physically uncomfortable" on today's bingo card, so...thanks?? 😅

I love that I wasn't sure if you meant a literal bag, or Rubio. Then I realized it didn't matter because both are true.

Belvedere Vodka neat over here.

Also, thanks for your opening line in today's What the Heck Just Happened....I needed some genuine joy today.

@bobcesca.bsky.social - what say you?

Hanging out with family / getting the kiddo some quality cousin time.

And, after the kids are asleep, bourbon. Lots of bourbon.

On election night we told Oreo she, as a calming pile of fluff, had her work cut out for her....

There's a giant Marge wooden statue in the theater as well.

Welcome to a place flat even by Midwestern standards :-)