bjh.bsky.social
@bjh.bsky.social
f/k/@zbendr.

Mainly: Video product × platform × design × arch.

But also: Cybersecurity and cyberworthiness manager. Military officer.

📺🎛

Probably¹ addicted to coffee and chilli

http://SeeDisclaimer.com

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¹Very
Lies.

I only ever know it needs an update when a device in my home glitches out: sure enough, every time, if I then go into the admin console it says it needs an update.

When upstream connectivity slightly changes: needs a manual reboot.

Something in DNS land sneezes: you’re offline.
March 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It’s been the 14th for nearly 17 hours. Please learn to Timezone, Bandcamp!
March 14, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Achtung, Achtung!

All @throwingmuses.bsky.social and @kristinhersh.bsky.social fans:

Australia tour dates!
March 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
February 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Sorry: you either have a heart of stone, or you know this is an extraordinary song.

February 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
What in the mathematics is that‽

And do please excuse the dusty screen, it’s dusty.
February 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
February 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The secret ingredients: are chickpeas, tahini, and a bit of garlic.
January 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I can see the attraction for dropping $10Mn-$20Mn for a house around here.

Or take the no-tolls roads, grab a free park early, and revel in t h e a m e n i t y for a bargain price.
December 26, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Aussie Xmas lunch:

Pulled pork (cooked in Mexi-cola) soft tortillas, with a spicy mango salsa.

Lobster.

Twice-cooked potatoes.
December 25, 2024 at 2:51 AM
December 24, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Having a Marky-Mark beer while I wait for my Marky-Mark meal at Marky-Mark Burger. By the seaside.
December 22, 2024 at 2:35 AM
It’s embarrassing for *you*.

Dan Murphy’s has so much tracking, adware, “analytics”, and cruft in their app that it won’t even load itself if privacy filtering/blocking is on.
December 18, 2024 at 10:12 PM
dis no how no spoiler mode work
December 16, 2024 at 3:17 AM
shot chaser
December 5, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Nice! Mine:
November 27, 2024 at 2:21 AM
$125K for this “MG” Cyberster?

I’d prefer a used Porsche 911 Turbo.
November 19, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Just took a work call from someone who i expected, at any moment, to say ANYBODY GOT ANY VERAS‽ LUVVERLY! as their next sentence.
November 18, 2024 at 8:04 AM