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Bjarnacle
@bjarnacle.bsky.social
Brainwash, brainworms, brainchips…oh my.
Eat soups, stay sassy.
I haven’t used it in like 4 years and no reason to go back now. But I’ve always been a little more eBay than Amazon anyway.
April 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I didn’t know I could love you more than I do. But now I do.

Please please come to OR-2. Blue state but the district is deep red. My neighbors and friends at Crook County Dems want to grow our surprising turnout by activating the young adults.

Rs run unopposed round here. Bring a new message💙
April 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Prineville made me so proud yesterday. Thought I was gonna show up to a crowd of 11. (Don’t tell anyone I cried a little when I was met with the surprise of much higher turnout🤣)
April 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
They were placed upon the penguins instead. Maybe some seals too.
April 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Ummm. I would love to very sincerely thank you for setting the new bar. And record. Appreciate all that time, effort and dedication to fighting for what’s right. Holy cow.
April 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Deserves a medal🙌
April 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I remember kind of liking Elise Stefanik and Nancy Mace but they turned into wet gremlins😞
March 31, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Deal! And done!
March 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Darn. Shame his inbox is full. Would have loved if someone responded with “tell me what your title is” so we can still not know.
March 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I don’t really know what this means but it gave me a flashback to simpler times of learning how to download “celebrity skins” and drop them into secret PC folders to access them in-game.

It was very much my Xtina era. Get the Dirrty mod, if that’s a thing? 🤣
March 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Omg their tinfoil hats are gonna be so tiny now. How are they gonna survive the 5g?
March 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Condensed soup prediction:
Gas prices keep rising
Tesla pushers keep pushin
maga resists
Elon has “maga!” Programmed in as horn sound.
Maga buys Teslas
March 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
How dare you make me lol irl🤣
March 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Tariff don’t like it
Stop the Krasnov, stop the Krasnov.

Love it
March 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Jasmine crockett speaking into a MTN mic is everything I needed to wake up to.
March 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This thought passes through my brain every day.
February 14, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Yeah, the Laken Riley act especially stung my nostrils. My favorite congresswoman voted for it too. And I fanboy over her so it really sucked. But I know her district well and she probably wouldn’t survive the absolutely guaranteed smear that would have come with voting against it.
February 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
He also won on being a purple democrat. He attracted the center to win against (omg ew) Dr Oz. He can’t represent all his constituents by representing one party. he can’t get reelected that way either. Id rather have the safety of him than not. But he makes me pull my hair out sometimes.
February 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Couldn’t agree more. If they work for us, we can be better managers. If I was an employee and only received negative feedback with no praise for good work, id resent my managers too.
February 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I just want you to know that you’re my favorite patriot and I appreciate you.
February 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Hellll yessss
February 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM