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Bjaker
@bjaker.thebjakery.com
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He/They - Greymuzzle (44) - Fascinated with plants, food and the male form.
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The last tomatoes are in captivity.
The galaxy is at peace.
Nine pints of tomato sauce canned and resting on a kitchen towel. A single green tomato hides among the jars.
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Ahhhhhhhh!!!! Happy birthday! :)
A picture of an old lady Great Dane laying on her size mid yawn, so it looks like she is screaming.
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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1. I am sad that there is no art of Scrooge McDuck laying eggs.

2. I like that the text on the right implies that it is chickens and not ducks that lay eggs.
A snippet from the website e621. The search is for scrooge_mcduck oviposition. There are no results and it says: Nobody here but us chickens!
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Hey @wannabeyourdog2.bsky.social !

Your book is a physical object in my home and I am enjoying the fuck out of it!!! <3
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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<3
A UPC code that has been altered to say Betty Cocksucker Supermoist Butt.
November 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Omg my poor Christmas cactus are thirsty!!

But they are flowering! D:

I am a horrible plant mom.
Two pots with Christmas cactus in them. One has orange flowers and the other has white blossoms that have yet to flower.
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Also, bug loving Bsky... What is this?
I found it when cleaning up the grapevines earlier!
An unknown brown bell-shaped egg(?) on a dried grape leaf. A second photo of the same pod. Showing the bottom of it. It has, almost, concentric circles.
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Making more tomato soup to can.

My life recently has been cooking and canning and hormones. Thanks for sticking around, btw.
A big soup pot filled with tomatoes, onion, garlic, pepper, salt, sugar, basil and oregano.
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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I was wrong... Maybe 50% of what was left.
A large mixing bowl filled with peeled tomatoes. A diminished assortment of green to red tomatoes sitting on a counter.
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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/me, obviously in heat, eating all of the delicious porno I can with my eyes and wanting to do scandalous things with so many folks characters...
Francisco Goya's painting - Saturn Devouring His Son It involves a giant bearded man holding the smaller body of a man whose head has been bitten off. He is currently eating his left arm.
November 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Blue fields.
A picture of old lady baby Great Dane passed out on a dark blue blanket. She is cast in blue light from the television and looks like a sleepy blue angel.
November 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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In my restless dreams I see that tomato...
A giant mixing bowl filled with peeled tomatoes.
November 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Hey baby... Come piss with me under the watchful eyes of Abe Lincoln.
A framed painting of Abraham Lincoln hangs above a urinal. On the wall to the left is a sign that says 'Gentleman's Toilet'
November 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Homosexual on the loose.
Me! Wearing a floral tie and a button down shirt with a big fluffy pink cardigan standing between a row of fir trees with lights strung up between them.
November 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Pornography
A display case of almond, chocolate and plain croissants.
October 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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So they were miso glazed and then broiled.

We had them with some caprese salad and big fancy hot dogs.

Just trying to clean up some odds and ends in the kitchen before taking off for a wedding tomorrow!
Miso, mirin, red wine, sesame oil and sesame seed glaze on pan fried eggplant which is then broiled. They are sitting on a foil lined cookie tray.
October 31, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Bitches.
Eggplants halved and frying in a pan in oil. I don't know why I called them bitches.
October 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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46°F
A photo taken from a porch. Morning light highlights red, orange, yellow and pale green leaves.
October 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Khajit has wares if you have coins...
Glass display case filled with an assortment of dishes and jars. On top are an array of tomatoes in various states of ripening. There are also peppers ripening, a half dozen eggplant and a plate full of dried chilis. Stuffed animal versions of Amicus from Adastra and Sam from The Smoke Room oversee it all. There is a tiered spice rack with round bauble bottles filled with spices. Flanking the spice rack are two shelves. One has empty cigar boxes filled with seeds from vegetables from the garden. There are also black velvet skulls here. The other has all the basic ingredients for baking.
October 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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fuck
A wood kitchen island covered with a giant pile of green and red tomatoes. In the background is a glass display case, the top covered with eggplants, multiple types of peppers and more tomatoes. A double basin sink filled with red and green tomatoes of different varieties.
October 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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She says - 'whatever'
Lazy sleepy old lady Great Dane sprawled out on a bed.
October 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Hello.

My name is Roya and today I turned 12.

I am a Great Dane and as you have probably seen, I love to nap.
Old Lady Great Dane laying on a carpet and looking at the camera. I had to coax her into looking at the camera because she doesn't really like having her picture taken.
October 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Bob made the burgers, and my babies~!
A com badge of albino squirrel Bjaker dressed as Linda Belcher from Bob's Burgers holding a glass of wine.
October 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Hello from BLFC!!
I think I might be drunk already...
Some sweetened tequila, an almost empty bottle of Malort and a penis shaped Bingo dauber.
October 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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The fur here is very soft.
Sometimes I will tuck my face here and make snorfling noises.
She is very tolerant of my idiocy.
A picture of an old lady Great Dane laying on a bed. There is a blue circle around the area of where her back leg meets her body. That junction which forma when she is laying down is where the fur is very soft.
October 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM