Lexapro:
My emotions:
My emotions:
a man in a knight 's armor stands in a field with the words help help written on the bottom
Alt: help help I’m being repressed
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Lexapro:
My emotions:
My emotions:
Help! I watched Eddington, Inherent Vice and One Battle After Another too close together
December 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Help! I watched Eddington, Inherent Vice and One Battle After Another too close together
Huh. We usually let the three letter agencies take care of our South American colonial escapades.
December 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Huh. We usually let the three letter agencies take care of our South American colonial escapades.
Paul Thomas Anderson sure can make a good Thomas Pynchon movie
December 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Paul Thomas Anderson sure can make a good Thomas Pynchon movie
The best part of either The Chair Company or One Battle After Another? You guessed it. Jim Downey
December 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The best part of either The Chair Company or One Battle After Another? You guessed it. Jim Downey
Bought an mp3 player. Discman is next
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Bought an mp3 player. Discman is next
Reply economy is rough these days for small account owners. Each like feels like a blessing.
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Reply economy is rough these days for small account owners. Each like feels like a blessing.
Republicans are less complimentary
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Republicans are less complimentary
Drop a log for the lord!
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Drop a log for the lord!
We’re coming for these people soon, correct?
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
We’re coming for these people soon, correct?
I tire of Olivia Nuzzi
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I tire of Olivia Nuzzi
You should be able to trade players between sports. Luka to the Broncos for Surtain who says no?
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
You should be able to trade players between sports. Luka to the Broncos for Surtain who says no?
Fuck you, Harley Jarvis
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Fuck you, Harley Jarvis
This is the look of a man head over heels in love
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This is the look of a man head over heels in love
100,000,000,000% chance there is at least one page in the Epstein files they’re going to release that specificity says Trump didn’t do anything wrong and that he specifically did not blow Bill Clinton
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
100,000,000,000% chance there is at least one page in the Epstein files they’re going to release that specificity says Trump didn’t do anything wrong and that he specifically did not blow Bill Clinton
Going on a book tour and press junket about how flamed out and faded away
November 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Going on a book tour and press junket about how flamed out and faded away
“It’s not gay to suck a little dick”
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
“It’s not gay to suck a little dick”
I used to refer to Tom Hanks as “That guy that was in that show with Peter Scolari”
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I used to refer to Tom Hanks as “That guy that was in that show with Peter Scolari”
Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer furiously scrambling to a podium to declare the Epstein stuff a “distraction” because they think they finally have Trump on the ropes with the affordability stuff
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer furiously scrambling to a podium to declare the Epstein stuff a “distraction” because they think they finally have Trump on the ropes with the affordability stuff
Man, it’s pretty crazy that a pedophile led a coup against the United States of America and Merrick Garland was just all “We’ll let the people decide”
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Man, it’s pretty crazy that a pedophile led a coup against the United States of America and Merrick Garland was just all “We’ll let the people decide”
We reached death-cult status long ago
a close up of a man 's face wearing glasses .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face wearing glasses .
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
We reached death-cult status long ago
Crows can have little a salami. As a treat
October 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Crows can have little a salami. As a treat
Dear Mr. President, there are too many Nazis in American politics these days. Please eliminate all of them. I am NOT a crackpot.
October 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Dear Mr. President, there are too many Nazis in American politics these days. Please eliminate all of them. I am NOT a crackpot.
The President of the United States has too much diarrhea
October 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The President of the United States has too much diarrhea
I’ve been working on the diarrhea plane story for months and he just…tweets it out
October 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I’ve been working on the diarrhea plane story for months and he just…tweets it out