BizWhizz Klankinsky
@bizwhizzklakinsky.bsky.social
I love coming up with startup ideas that are ahead of their time
@sharktankabc.bsky.social here is a once in a lifetime opportunity for you. Have you ever wanted to ensure your kids get all the toys you want but you don't want to stunt their hustle nature? Well, just get the kid who makes those toys. Introducing ToyBoy (1/2)
May 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
@sharktankabc.bsky.social here is a once in a lifetime opportunity for you. Have you ever wanted to ensure your kids get all the toys you want but you don't want to stunt their hustle nature? Well, just get the kid who makes those toys. Introducing ToyBoy (1/2)
@sharktankabc.bsky.social you're gonna be trillionaires soon. And you're welcome. Because you get first right to invest in Formula One: the baby powder for men. Ever felt like your masculinity was threatened by your need to have the perfect powder to keep your Butt dry and delicate? (1/2)
April 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
@sharktankabc.bsky.social you're gonna be trillionaires soon. And you're welcome. Because you get first right to invest in Formula One: the baby powder for men. Ever felt like your masculinity was threatened by your need to have the perfect powder to keep your Butt dry and delicate? (1/2)
@andrewtateofficial.bsky.social welcome to the best investment into the manosphere. Do you hate for left women fememazis have captured the food scene with chicken "br*ast" and "thi*hs" on every plate. Well. It's time for us men to grow some b*lls, and chew on them. Presenting tasty t*stes (1/2)
April 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
@andrewtateofficial.bsky.social welcome to the best investment into the manosphere. Do you hate for left women fememazis have captured the food scene with chicken "br*ast" and "thi*hs" on every plate. Well. It's time for us men to grow some b*lls, and chew on them. Presenting tasty t*stes (1/2)
@sharktankabc.bsky.social with the evpnomy in the dump - here is winning investment. How to solve joblessness amongst junkies? Welcome to chiro-junkie. In our state of the art tents we train junkies to become chiropractor with used needles. We use their expertise in using needles usefully (1/2)
April 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
@sharktankabc.bsky.social with the evpnomy in the dump - here is winning investment. How to solve joblessness amongst junkies? Welcome to chiro-junkie. In our state of the art tents we train junkies to become chiropractor with used needles. We use their expertise in using needles usefully (1/2)
@sharktankabc.bsky.social you can jump on this unicorn idea now. What do children and homeless people have in common? Wood. Introducing the radical new idea to help society through small acts if good. Introducing DonateWood. We take pencil sharpening from students and sell them as microwarmers (1/2)
April 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
@sharktankabc.bsky.social you can jump on this unicorn idea now. What do children and homeless people have in common? Wood. Introducing the radical new idea to help society through small acts if good. Introducing DonateWood. We take pencil sharpening from students and sell them as microwarmers (1/2)
@sharktankabc.bsky.social prepare to be blown away by this socio-technical innovation. What if we could fight climate change with... toxic masculinity. A man's ego and hate for women is powerful, generating millions in revenue. What if we could use it as a renewable source of energy? (1/2)
April 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
@sharktankabc.bsky.social prepare to be blown away by this socio-technical innovation. What if we could fight climate change with... toxic masculinity. A man's ego and hate for women is powerful, generating millions in revenue. What if we could use it as a renewable source of energy? (1/2)
@shanegillis.bsky.social Here is a chance to jump as an investor on the pop dating quiz show - Alabama or California. Ever saw a couple with an uncomfortable age gap and getting touchy. Now audience can poll to guess if it's a sugar daddy for Palo alto or just a nasty daddy from Cottondale (1/2)
March 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
@shanegillis.bsky.social Here is a chance to jump as an investor on the pop dating quiz show - Alabama or California. Ever saw a couple with an uncomfortable age gap and getting touchy. Now audience can poll to guess if it's a sugar daddy for Palo alto or just a nasty daddy from Cottondale (1/2)
@sharktanksabc.bsky.social you get first opportunity to commercialize finding love. WingDing. You know how everyone struggles to find love, but everyone is willing to do anything for money. At WingDing we allow people to bet on your love life, and you get a cut from the winnings, on your odds (1/2)
March 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
@sharktanksabc.bsky.social you get first opportunity to commercialize finding love. WingDing. You know how everyone struggles to find love, but everyone is willing to do anything for money. At WingDing we allow people to bet on your love life, and you get a cut from the winnings, on your odds (1/2)
@netflix.com here is the pitch - talent agency for future true crime subjects. You can thank me for taking the stick to record highs.
Ever seen a true crime documentary and wondered - that sounds like my parenting style and my kid. Well, don't wait - enroll your kids to True Crime Academy (1/2)
Ever seen a true crime documentary and wondered - that sounds like my parenting style and my kid. Well, don't wait - enroll your kids to True Crime Academy (1/2)
March 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
@netflix.com here is the pitch - talent agency for future true crime subjects. You can thank me for taking the stick to record highs.
Ever seen a true crime documentary and wondered - that sounds like my parenting style and my kid. Well, don't wait - enroll your kids to True Crime Academy (1/2)
Ever seen a true crime documentary and wondered - that sounds like my parenting style and my kid. Well, don't wait - enroll your kids to True Crime Academy (1/2)
@sharktanksabc.bsky.social I have a pitch for the next revolution in dating. Every woman wants the perfect man... what if she gets the perfect men. Introducing MGroupie - a man for every season (1/2)
March 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM
@sharktanksabc.bsky.social I have a pitch for the next revolution in dating. Every woman wants the perfect man... what if she gets the perfect men. Introducing MGroupie - a man for every season (1/2)
@sharktanksabc.bsky.social I have for you the next big idea in the kids welfare market. Lots of parents today wish they could discipline their kids the old school way to make them better behaved - but lack the willpower to whip their kids into shape. But no fear when DominaKinder is here (1/2)
March 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
@sharktanksabc.bsky.social I have for you the next big idea in the kids welfare market. Lots of parents today wish they could discipline their kids the old school way to make them better behaved - but lack the willpower to whip their kids into shape. But no fear when DominaKinder is here (1/2)
@adultswimcentral.com I have the perfect entry for your channel into reality show. For those who find the sus in sustainability and motherf****r in mother earth - here is the perfect show. Welcome to judge jury extinction. Participants are put on an island with one aim - make something extinct (1/2)
March 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
@adultswimcentral.com I have the perfect entry for your channel into reality show. For those who find the sus in sustainability and motherf****r in mother earth - here is the perfect show. Welcome to judge jury extinction. Participants are put on an island with one aim - make something extinct (1/2)
@mcuban.bsky.social I have an investment idea for the ages. Parents worry today if their kid will grow up noteworthy. But have you noticed how most gay people are famous or smart.
You might not be able to raise your kid smart, but we can raise them gay. Introducing RainbowMatter (1/2)
You might not be able to raise your kid smart, but we can raise them gay. Introducing RainbowMatter (1/2)
March 16, 2025 at 8:16 AM
@mcuban.bsky.social I have an investment idea for the ages. Parents worry today if their kid will grow up noteworthy. But have you noticed how most gay people are famous or smart.
You might not be able to raise your kid smart, but we can raise them gay. Introducing RainbowMatter (1/2)
You might not be able to raise your kid smart, but we can raise them gay. Introducing RainbowMatter (1/2)
@sharktanksabc.bsky.social the biggest innovation in adoption is coming - are you ready to invest? Introducing Kid-scibe
In this economy who wants to buy houses, furniture, streaming services when you just subscribe / rent it. Why not the same for kids? (1/2)
In this economy who wants to buy houses, furniture, streaming services when you just subscribe / rent it. Why not the same for kids? (1/2)
March 16, 2025 at 8:00 AM
@sharktanksabc.bsky.social the biggest innovation in adoption is coming - are you ready to invest? Introducing Kid-scibe
In this economy who wants to buy houses, furniture, streaming services when you just subscribe / rent it. Why not the same for kids? (1/2)
In this economy who wants to buy houses, furniture, streaming services when you just subscribe / rent it. Why not the same for kids? (1/2)
Every wanted to do something crazy, but pay someone else to do it @sharktanksabc.bsky.social I have the next big business idea for you. US might have outsourced technology and manufacturing to the third world, but to #MAGA Murica can be the world's jackassery hub. Introducing OutSourceAss (1/2)
March 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Every wanted to do something crazy, but pay someone else to do it @sharktanksabc.bsky.social I have the next big business idea for you. US might have outsourced technology and manufacturing to the third world, but to #MAGA Murica can be the world's jackassery hub. Introducing OutSourceAss (1/2)
@sharktanksabc.bsky.social you want to get on the slur-milion bandwagon?
Ever wanted to really say a slur but you are afraid of being a racist? How about get someone else to say it for you?
Introducing slur-meleon, the Chameleon way of saying slurs (1/2)
Ever wanted to really say a slur but you are afraid of being a racist? How about get someone else to say it for you?
Introducing slur-meleon, the Chameleon way of saying slurs (1/2)
March 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
@sharktanksabc.bsky.social you want to get on the slur-milion bandwagon?
Ever wanted to really say a slur but you are afraid of being a racist? How about get someone else to say it for you?
Introducing slur-meleon, the Chameleon way of saying slurs (1/2)
Ever wanted to really say a slur but you are afraid of being a racist? How about get someone else to say it for you?
Introducing slur-meleon, the Chameleon way of saying slurs (1/2)
@sharktanksabc.bsky.social I have a great proposition for your collective investment interest. Are you surnamed Epstien or Weinstien but don't own an island or a production studio. Upset people keep making those old tired jokes about how you might be a pr*dator? Worry not, go to Surlame (1/2)
March 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
@sharktanksabc.bsky.social I have a great proposition for your collective investment interest. Are you surnamed Epstien or Weinstien but don't own an island or a production studio. Upset people keep making those old tired jokes about how you might be a pr*dator? Worry not, go to Surlame (1/2)
@sharktanksabc.bsky.social I present to you the next Wikipedia.... of racisms
We all know stereotypes, but what if we could get stereoright? Introducing stereowrite, Where users can crowdsource intelligence on everyday stereotypes and confirm. Italians are loud? Record them in the subway (1/2)
We all know stereotypes, but what if we could get stereoright? Introducing stereowrite, Where users can crowdsource intelligence on everyday stereotypes and confirm. Italians are loud? Record them in the subway (1/2)
March 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
@sharktanksabc.bsky.social I present to you the next Wikipedia.... of racisms
We all know stereotypes, but what if we could get stereoright? Introducing stereowrite, Where users can crowdsource intelligence on everyday stereotypes and confirm. Italians are loud? Record them in the subway (1/2)
We all know stereotypes, but what if we could get stereoright? Introducing stereowrite, Where users can crowdsource intelligence on everyday stereotypes and confirm. Italians are loud? Record them in the subway (1/2)
Dear Amazon Studios,
You loved how I met your mother, You meh-ed at how I met your father. Now presenting - How I met your step-brother. In a empty washing machine and tight fitting clothes, young diamonde meets the man of her dreams - her step-brother Xander. You can get in now on the step-bro wave
You loved how I met your mother, You meh-ed at how I met your father. Now presenting - How I met your step-brother. In a empty washing machine and tight fitting clothes, young diamonde meets the man of her dreams - her step-brother Xander. You can get in now on the step-bro wave
March 3, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Dear Amazon Studios,
You loved how I met your mother, You meh-ed at how I met your father. Now presenting - How I met your step-brother. In a empty washing machine and tight fitting clothes, young diamonde meets the man of her dreams - her step-brother Xander. You can get in now on the step-bro wave
You loved how I met your mother, You meh-ed at how I met your father. Now presenting - How I met your step-brother. In a empty washing machine and tight fitting clothes, young diamonde meets the man of her dreams - her step-brother Xander. You can get in now on the step-bro wave
Hello sharks,
Have you ever been worried about getting cancelled due to outdated beliefs and a loose tongue? Worry no more - introducing cancelingo.
We teach you how to say cancel worthy stuff in code through cancelingo. Want to make racially insensitive comments about your Asian driver?
Have you ever been worried about getting cancelled due to outdated beliefs and a loose tongue? Worry no more - introducing cancelingo.
We teach you how to say cancel worthy stuff in code through cancelingo. Want to make racially insensitive comments about your Asian driver?
March 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Hello sharks,
Have you ever been worried about getting cancelled due to outdated beliefs and a loose tongue? Worry no more - introducing cancelingo.
We teach you how to say cancel worthy stuff in code through cancelingo. Want to make racially insensitive comments about your Asian driver?
Have you ever been worried about getting cancelled due to outdated beliefs and a loose tongue? Worry no more - introducing cancelingo.
We teach you how to say cancel worthy stuff in code through cancelingo. Want to make racially insensitive comments about your Asian driver?
Hello sharks, I've come up with a new exciting business idea for all of youse today
Companies today want to invest in ESG to do good for the planet and want to see ROI. While the demand is high, is anyone asking if there is anyone working on the supply side? Here is my new venture - FixPlanet (1/2)
Companies today want to invest in ESG to do good for the planet and want to see ROI. While the demand is high, is anyone asking if there is anyone working on the supply side? Here is my new venture - FixPlanet (1/2)
March 1, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Hello sharks, I've come up with a new exciting business idea for all of youse today
Companies today want to invest in ESG to do good for the planet and want to see ROI. While the demand is high, is anyone asking if there is anyone working on the supply side? Here is my new venture - FixPlanet (1/2)
Companies today want to invest in ESG to do good for the planet and want to see ROI. While the demand is high, is anyone asking if there is anyone working on the supply side? Here is my new venture - FixPlanet (1/2)