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@bizmichael.bsky.social
Author of All The Feelings
No really please do call me the movie Friendship the way I’m out of ideas and looking at Tboys like
November 19, 2025 at 8:02 AM
No really please do call me the movie Friendship the way I’m out of ideas and looking at Tboys like
What’s YOUR favorite orchid based movie about a dude in a sick parka who uses a made up drug to learn nothing faster?
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 AM
What’s YOUR favorite orchid based movie about a dude in a sick parka who uses a made up drug to learn nothing faster?
I heard vine’s coming back but does it deserve THIS?!?!’
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I heard vine’s coming back but does it deserve THIS?!?!’
YES!! You hear about the doc?
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
YES!! You hear about the doc?
I am 30 or 40 years old and I do need to be this excited about Batman
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I am 30 or 40 years old and I do need to be this excited about Batman
Bring Her Back (2025)
October 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Bring Her Back (2025)
Honey, we’ve got perfectly good “Jesse Plemons holds a high earning bald diva hostage movie” at home!
October 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Honey, we’ve got perfectly good “Jesse Plemons holds a high earning bald diva hostage movie” at home!
This from @durianneart.bsky.social really helped, just sharing part so it doesn’t get stolen
October 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This from @durianneart.bsky.social really helped, just sharing part so it doesn’t get stolen
Found this on instagram, apparently edited by Nova Taylor, and DEAR LORD
September 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Found this on instagram, apparently edited by Nova Taylor, and DEAR LORD
I think this one thing is actually seven things. As in, seven consciousnesses sharing the one eye and THEY take over organisms.
September 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I think this one thing is actually seven things. As in, seven consciousnesses sharing the one eye and THEY take over organisms.
Inside you there are two perfectly named rap albums
September 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Inside you there are two perfectly named rap albums
It’s called a yankee flipper, the bottom part shakes if it feels anything squirrel weight!
September 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It’s called a yankee flipper, the bottom part shakes if it feels anything squirrel weight!
Watching Nope again and Jean Jacket definitely laughs at OJ right after this. The thing shits on his house then farts on his car, it’s taunting him.
September 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Watching Nope again and Jean Jacket definitely laughs at OJ right after this. The thing shits on his house then farts on his car, it’s taunting him.
SHE/HER PRONOUNS CONFIRMED.
T OCELLUS SERVING: CU/NT.
CREW EXPENDABLE.
T OCELLUS SERVING: CU/NT.
CREW EXPENDABLE.
September 3, 2025 at 5:57 AM
SHE/HER PRONOUNS CONFIRMED.
T OCELLUS SERVING: CU/NT.
CREW EXPENDABLE.
T OCELLUS SERVING: CU/NT.
CREW EXPENDABLE.
What is this, if not a cream hole?
August 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
What is this, if not a cream hole?
Gotta admit, The Naked Gun popcorn bucket is pretty great
August 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Gotta admit, The Naked Gun popcorn bucket is pretty great
There's an episode of The Simpsons where it’s implied the Republican Party seeks to control people rather than accepting discomfort *while* the opposition party is feeble enough that even referring to it as such is folly, mere folly!!
It aired in 1990.
It aired in 1990.
August 7, 2025 at 10:07 AM
There's an episode of The Simpsons where it’s implied the Republican Party seeks to control people rather than accepting discomfort *while* the opposition party is feeble enough that even referring to it as such is folly, mere folly!!
It aired in 1990.
It aired in 1990.
Hey no pressure or anything, but could you …
August 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Hey no pressure or anything, but could you …
*as if it’s the first breath of spring air after a long and tragic winter*
W…w….Womp it up.
W…w….Womp it up.
July 30, 2025 at 6:33 AM
*as if it’s the first breath of spring air after a long and tragic winter*
W…w….Womp it up.
W…w….Womp it up.
THIS COUNTS. BATMIN IS CANNON.
July 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
THIS COUNTS. BATMIN IS CANNON.
I have reconsidered Alien: Romulus on the logic that big symbols make a story good, and that we - HUMANITY! - is the wolf.
July 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I have reconsidered Alien: Romulus on the logic that big symbols make a story good, and that we - HUMANITY! - is the wolf.
Idk if any of these are still up but if you see one make a wish!! And welcome!!
July 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Idk if any of these are still up but if you see one make a wish!! And welcome!!
I’m not sure exactly how this fits in but I’m very tired and sure it does
July 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I’m not sure exactly how this fits in but I’m very tired and sure it does