As snow and ice is coming, here’s a list of my ten favourite gritter names…

10. David Plowie
9. Nicole Saltslinger
8. Creedence Clear-Road Survival
7. Spreddie Mercury
6. I Want to Break Freeze
5. We Will Rock(salt) You
4. Super Spreader
3. Thaw and Order
2. Gritter Thunberg
1. Snow-be-gone Kenobi

i feel like the blue bird hole in my heart has been filled with blue butterflies and i am so grateful. i haven’t seen a single hate post, the algorithm is working 🙏 THANK YOU @bsky.app