Britney Fitzgerald
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Britney Fitzgerald
@bittyfitz.bsky.social
Writer and social media strategist, working at a natural history museum in New York. Terrible speller. Martini lover. Mom.
I’m actually kinda shocked Mark is like HERE’S A CROWD-MADE SEX BOT for ya Monday.
May 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
What! How dare they
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
BEST movie. And a bit underrated, I’d say. I def went up to trees as a child and asked, “Can’t you feel it’s pain?” 🤣
January 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Wow, thanks for confirmation!
January 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Yay free speech. Boo well-financed campaigns to secretly sway public opinion, with no protections from the biggest social media company in the world. Not even a little blurb from an AI bot that says, “yikes, this post is flawed?” Mmmk.
January 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
“We're going to get back to our roots and focus on reducing mistakes, simplifying our policies and restoring free expression on our platforms," — your roots?

Honey, your roots contributed to a genocide in Myanmar and the Cambridge Analytics scandal. Did ya forget?
January 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Deep FAKE Focus 😔
December 20, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I have been scammed by “Bossa Nova Dinner," damnit.
December 20, 2024 at 9:34 PM