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𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡, 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭?
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18+ MDNI
"No."
"Good. Great. Glad I could clear that up for you, Dr. Phil. Are we done with the therapy session?"
"Finally, glad you admitted how you really felt"
February 3, 2026 at 3:08 PM
"No."
"Finally, glad you admitted how you really felt"
"Oh, so we’re doing this again? Fine. Yeah, I’m mad. I’m mad that you thought normal was more important than family. You didn't just leave the life, Sam...you left me."
"no, not mad because i never gave you a thank you note. Mad that I tried living a normal life"
February 3, 2026 at 9:06 AM
"Finally, glad you admitted how you really felt"
I should slip veg in Dean's pie.
February 2, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I should slip veg in Dean's pie.
"no, not mad because i never gave you a thank you note. Mad that I tried living a normal life"
"Whoa, whoa. Back up. You think I’m mad because I wanted a thank you note? Dammit, Sammy, I didn't look out for you because I wanted a gold star. I did it because it was my job. It was the only thing that mattered."
"You're mad, I can tell because you think I was never grateful for you looking after me when I was a kid"
February 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
"no, not mad because i never gave you a thank you note. Mad that I tried living a normal life"
"You're mad, I can tell because you think I was never grateful for you looking after me when I was a kid"
"No, I’m just spoiled, remember? I’m not mad you wanted a normal life, Sammy. I’m mad you act like I’m the villain because I didn't want one too. Someone had to keep the lights on so you could go live your fantasy life."
"yeah okay I get it you're still bitter that I tried to live a normal life."
February 1, 2026 at 11:21 AM
"You're mad, I can tell because you think I was never grateful for you looking after me when I was a kid"
"yeah okay I get it you're still bitter that I tried to live a normal life."
"He told you if you walked out that door, you stay out. And you couldn't wait to hit the pavement!"
"genetic lottery? What are you even talking about? I left because dad told me too in case you forgot."
January 31, 2026 at 6:54 PM
"yeah okay I get it you're still bitter that I tried to live a normal life."
"genetic lottery? What are you even talking about? I left because dad told me too in case you forgot."
"I’ve been playing dad, mom, and bodyguard since I was four years old. I didn't get spoiled. I got a .45 and a list of things that go bump in the night while you were busy winning the genetic lottery and headed for stanford."
"you're such a spoil sport, Dean." Sam rolled his eyes.
January 31, 2026 at 3:02 PM
"genetic lottery? What are you even talking about? I left because dad told me too in case you forgot."
"you're such a spoil sport, Dean." Sam rolled his eyes.
"The only 'downward dog' I'm doing is checking under the bed for a Poltergeist, so stow the Zen talk before I leave you at a bus stop."
"oh maybe we could do a yoga retreat..."
January 31, 2026 at 10:43 AM
"you're such a spoil sport, Dean." Sam rolled his eyes.
"oh maybe we could do a yoga retreat..."
"Eat a leaf? What’s next, you gonna ask me to go to a yoga retreat and trade the Impala for a Prius?"
"but a little salad every now and then wouldn't hurt.."
January 29, 2026 at 9:23 PM
"oh maybe we could do a yoga retreat..."
"but a little salad every now and then wouldn't hurt.."
"My heart’s just fine, Sammy. It's been ripped out by enough monsters, I think it’s earned a little cholesterol."
"determined to get you to eat healthy who else is gonna care about your arteries?"
January 29, 2026 at 8:56 PM
"but a little salad every now and then wouldn't hurt.."
"determined to get you to eat healthy who else is gonna care about your arteries?"
"Damn right it is, you find me a better way to end a day of salt and burn, and I’ll buy you a salad."
"oh of course it's always about the pie"
January 29, 2026 at 8:34 PM
"determined to get you to eat healthy who else is gonna care about your arteries?"
"oh of course it's always about the pie"
"Pie, Sammy, I’m talkin’ about the pie."
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January 29, 2026 at 8:30 PM
"oh of course it's always about the pie"
What nice things Deano? @sideofabullet.bsky.social
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January 29, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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"...𝖨'𝗅𝗅 𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝖿𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀. 𝖨'𝗅𝗅 𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝗌𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝖨 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗅𝖾𝖿𝗍."
January 29, 2026 at 2:21 PM
"...𝖨'𝗅𝗅 𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝖿𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀. 𝖨'𝗅𝗅 𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝗌𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝖨 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗅𝖾𝖿𝗍."
Sam let out a soft chuckle. "That's an interesting way to describe me"
"Valerie, come here for a second," Jude called out. "Give Sam a quick scan." Valerie stepped into the room. She wrinkled her nose and looked at her father. "Old books, gun oil, and holy water. He smells like a librarian who moonlights as an exorcist."
"I'd be interested to know about my smell, so yes."
January 28, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Sam let out a soft chuckle. "That's an interesting way to describe me"
"I'd be interested to know about my smell, so yes."
"I would assume so. I can have Nelly or Val sniff you."
"ah, so do you think I smell like books to others?"
January 27, 2026 at 5:17 PM
"I'd be interested to know about my smell, so yes."
"ah, so do you think I smell like books to others?"
"Oh. I wouldn't say it's a good or bad thing. It's just a thing."
"that I smell of books?"
January 27, 2026 at 1:59 PM
"ah, so do you think I smell like books to others?"
"that I smell of books?"
"is what a good or bad thing?"
"is this a good or bad thing?"
January 26, 2026 at 10:31 PM
"that I smell of books?"
"is this a good or bad thing?"
"More than likely. This smell thing is...new."
"I'm guessing that I smell like a library because I spend half my life surrounded by books?"
January 26, 2026 at 8:52 PM
"is this a good or bad thing?"
"I'm guessing that I smell like a library because I spend half my life surrounded by books?"
"Would old parchment be a more accurate description? You smell like a library, Sam. You smell like my mama without the spite."
"it fascinates me that you describe my smell being of old books, I'll introduce Victor and Dean whenever Dean decides to appear."
January 26, 2026 at 5:25 PM
"I'm guessing that I smell like a library because I spend half my life surrounded by books?"
"it fascinates me that you describe my smell being of old books, I'll introduce Victor and Dean whenever Dean decides to appear."
"Oh. No need for that. Victor would flip if I came home smelling like gun oil and cheep cologne. You. You're familiar and smell like old books, coffee and gun oil. He hasn't met your brother yet."
"oh I can always call him if you like" he chuckles softly.
January 26, 2026 at 3:44 PM
"it fascinates me that you describe my smell being of old books, I'll introduce Victor and Dean whenever Dean decides to appear."
"oh I can always call him if you like" he chuckles softly.
Snorts. "Dean things consist of the the triple B's. Burgers, Bullets, and Babes. I kind of miss the annoying little dude."
"dean? nah, he's probably off doing dean things"
January 26, 2026 at 3:20 PM
"oh I can always call him if you like" he chuckles softly.
"dean? nah, he's probably off doing dean things"
"Oh, you know, the usual. I've been alright. Heard from your brother recently?"
"no complaints, how are you?"
January 26, 2026 at 3:12 PM
"dean? nah, he's probably off doing dean things"