bitters
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the worm in my brain tells me to be interesting | 18 | he/they
australian
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australian
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9/11 jokes piss me off. they make me want to fly a plane in a building! i'm playin. i'm plane 😭 nah im joking
November 24, 2024 at 5:38 AM
9/11 jokes piss me off. they make me want to fly a plane in a building! i'm playin. i'm plane 😭 nah im joking
they say to never let them know your next move and i think that includes not letting myself know either
November 22, 2024 at 3:20 AM
they say to never let them know your next move and i think that includes not letting myself know either
there are 206 bones inside of my body. 207 once I swallow your penis whole
November 19, 2024 at 1:42 PM
there are 206 bones inside of my body. 207 once I swallow your penis whole
I don't look at the road when I'm driving I just use Google maps like an in game minimap to see while I drive
November 19, 2024 at 1:40 PM
I don't look at the road when I'm driving I just use Google maps like an in game minimap to see while I drive
if my body is 70% water how can i have so many bones
November 19, 2024 at 7:41 AM
if my body is 70% water how can i have so many bones
dick in the burger meat to meat like its frotting
November 19, 2024 at 7:40 AM
dick in the burger meat to meat like its frotting
woah! i putted my penis the michael wave and it exploded like a hot dog
November 18, 2024 at 7:44 AM
woah! i putted my penis the michael wave and it exploded like a hot dog
i feel like ive gone from incel brainrot twitter to millennial normal people bluesky and i think i miss incel brainrot
November 18, 2024 at 3:46 AM
i feel like ive gone from incel brainrot twitter to millennial normal people bluesky and i think i miss incel brainrot
the woker: why so queerious bat them
November 17, 2024 at 10:52 PM
the woker: why so queerious bat them
my hungry ass could NOT handle braces
as in i would eat the braces
as in i would eat the braces
November 17, 2024 at 10:52 PM
my hungry ass could NOT handle braces
as in i would eat the braces
as in i would eat the braces
non-binary nerd scientist guy: well i do have a queeory
November 17, 2024 at 6:59 AM
non-binary nerd scientist guy: well i do have a queeory
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it's not about getting out of your echo chamber it's about being the loudest and scariest voice in your echo chamber
November 17, 2024 at 6:19 AM
it's not about getting out of your echo chamber it's about being the loudest and scariest voice in your echo chamber
when your friends start playing a game youre already good at
November 16, 2024 at 5:32 AM
when your friends start playing a game youre already good at
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Sometimes I (a moron) will post something and then you guys (my moron friends) will like it and I think to myself mmm perhaps I am not a moron after all but some kind of philosopher
November 15, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Sometimes I (a moron) will post something and then you guys (my moron friends) will like it and I think to myself mmm perhaps I am not a moron after all but some kind of philosopher
my non-binary spouse still misses me but they aim is getting better!
November 15, 2024 at 7:26 AM
my non-binary spouse still misses me but they aim is getting better!
my webfishing game is unmatched i have achieved all the radiant and below i simply must attain the alphas
November 15, 2024 at 4:22 AM
my webfishing game is unmatched i have achieved all the radiant and below i simply must attain the alphas
do i just start reposting things from twitter so that i can gain followers for jokes i already made
November 15, 2024 at 3:33 AM
do i just start reposting things from twitter so that i can gain followers for jokes i already made
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what is life without a little homoeroticism with the homies every once in a while
November 14, 2024 at 9:29 PM
what is life without a little homoeroticism with the homies every once in a while
spending a lot of time recently thinking about my hyperfixations from childhood i fear
November 15, 2024 at 3:18 AM
spending a lot of time recently thinking about my hyperfixations from childhood i fear
please disregard my last post I had a lapse in judgement
November 14, 2024 at 6:07 PM
please disregard my last post I had a lapse in judgement
what if your penis had a nail like your fingers and toes
November 14, 2024 at 4:16 PM
what if your penis had a nail like your fingers and toes
okay so i guess im just freaking here with my blue sky. i guess
November 14, 2024 at 11:02 AM
okay so i guess im just freaking here with my blue sky. i guess