Markus Bitterman
@bittermang.bsky.social
Iowa City, bay-bae‼️
#GoHawks
videogame; writer; designer; developer; voice actor; unlockable character; NixOS; Linux; Professional Wrestling historian; mental health recovery; Iowa City, Johnson County peer support specialist; mindfulness; janitor; #🌽>_
#GoHawks
videogame; writer; designer; developer; voice actor; unlockable character; NixOS; Linux; Professional Wrestling historian; mental health recovery; Iowa City, Johnson County peer support specialist; mindfulness; janitor; #🌽>_
I don't know what to do with this information.
September 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I don't know what to do with this information.
Facebook suspending people over Kirk memes is the most Facebook shit imaginable. Like if Fun Police was a service you could accidentally subscribe to.
Also I may have been suspended from Facebook for Kirk memes, and I don't care enough to appeal it.
Also I may have been suspended from Facebook for Kirk memes, and I don't care enough to appeal it.
September 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Facebook suspending people over Kirk memes is the most Facebook shit imaginable. Like if Fun Police was a service you could accidentally subscribe to.
Also I may have been suspended from Facebook for Kirk memes, and I don't care enough to appeal it.
Also I may have been suspended from Facebook for Kirk memes, and I don't care enough to appeal it.
Hello, my name is Matthew, and I've made a career out of screaming at robots since 1997.
February 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Hello, my name is Matthew, and I've made a career out of screaming at robots since 1997.
Next TODO item.
Learn if Transit app has an API.
Live local city bus data driven simulator
It's like a dynamic Myst but I'll teach you how to ride a bus amidst say cartoon antics.
Learn if Transit app has an API.
Live local city bus data driven simulator
It's like a dynamic Myst but I'll teach you how to ride a bus amidst say cartoon antics.
January 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Next TODO item.
Learn if Transit app has an API.
Live local city bus data driven simulator
It's like a dynamic Myst but I'll teach you how to ride a bus amidst say cartoon antics.
Learn if Transit app has an API.
Live local city bus data driven simulator
It's like a dynamic Myst but I'll teach you how to ride a bus amidst say cartoon antics.
Iowa City Bus Stop Simulator 2026; coming soon
January 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Iowa City Bus Stop Simulator 2026; coming soon
Fully #qualified graphics designers, logo artists, #brand voice consultants, #UX wizards all sat #homeless & out of work; While #PepsiCo lit up #millions of USD dollars and two-decades of fiddling with a #crapsack logo & now in their #infinite #wisdom have returned to a basic refresh on the #OG logo
![On the left hand side of the image, the question is asked, "How does the Pepsi logo look like to[sic] you?" The Pepsi brand logo from around the early 2000s is shown. The font is futuristic and narrow, evoking circular shapes and balance using all lowercase letters to spell out "pepsi ®️" below their new and oddly unbalanced perspective of the classic circular red white and blue round PepsiCo logo.
On the left. Two different artists interpretations are shown.
The top example shows a shaded Pepsi logo, with an additional human head in the blue shading, the addition of short stumpy legs in the bottom, and an outreaching hand on the left; anthropomorphizing the logo. He is bent over, playing into the training to grab a Pepsi can too far out of his reach. The leading curves of the red create his bent over state, resembling a red shirt riding up his back. A small paint stroke matching with the red shading creates a simple butt-crack; punctuating the joke.
The lower example is more crudely drawn, with a white expressionless slack-dumb face and head are placed in the same area as the other illustration. However this simpleton is holding his Pepsi can in his short stubby left arm now. The character is facing towards us, and a belly button is drawn on his white mid-drift in Pepsi blue. Short stubby Blue legs are added as well, and again the leading curves create an off-kilter unbalanced fat man in an ill-fitting red shirt and blue pants.
One can imagine the two illustrations depict the same scene: the fat Pepsi man has dropped his can, and shows his fat butt when he struggles to grab it. Can now in hand the man rises and turns to face us, a simple drooling and dumb expression on his face.
Clearly the man was struck fat and dumb from excessive Pepsi consumption; the natural answer to the question from of "How does the Pepsi logo look like?" earlier.
©️ PepsiCo ®️ ™️ Two-Thousand-and-Forever 🤪🥤](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:b2kltdrv5svpwklslni5h7om/bafkreihgzw47hvd2a2dlcg5zd4g2mc2ejh2uevtakeptzhzvbkeikoa2qa@jpeg)
January 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Fully #qualified graphics designers, logo artists, #brand voice consultants, #UX wizards all sat #homeless & out of work; While #PepsiCo lit up #millions of USD dollars and two-decades of fiddling with a #crapsack logo & now in their #infinite #wisdom have returned to a basic refresh on the #OG logo
Because insolent little man-children cannot fathom a strong independent woman, Elon has decided to drag Taylor Swift into this Nazi salute debacle.
Wow Elon, this meme is telling me you done Swifted up, now.
Wow Elon, this meme is telling me you done Swifted up, now.
January 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Because insolent little man-children cannot fathom a strong independent woman, Elon has decided to drag Taylor Swift into this Nazi salute debacle.
Wow Elon, this meme is telling me you done Swifted up, now.
Wow Elon, this meme is telling me you done Swifted up, now.
You fools are investing in gold?
Everyone knows the future is built from aluminum and plastic
My kidneys both just up and left one day. Didn't even leave a note, just gone.
Everyone knows the future is built from aluminum and plastic
My kidneys both just up and left one day. Didn't even leave a note, just gone.
January 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
You fools are investing in gold?
Everyone knows the future is built from aluminum and plastic
My kidneys both just up and left one day. Didn't even leave a note, just gone.
Everyone knows the future is built from aluminum and plastic
My kidneys both just up and left one day. Didn't even leave a note, just gone.