Head over the GW bridge to Radburn in Fair Lawn, NJ. A national historic landmark for urban planning.

I’m old enough to remember when you and The Onion were satire. We are in the worst timeline.

That is fair. I’m focusing on keeping the local food pantries going. Maybe that helps us realize the target has not been reached.

Just wait until you have to have a premium subscription to the car company to start your car - after you watch a short video.

I always wonder about that. Is it the acoustics? The flattering angle? Ima dinosaur so I don’t know all the trade secrets.

So painful. So many others deserving to go ahead of her.

Some random woman in Publix today stopped my wife mid-aisle to tell her they caught Charlie’s shooter. Everyone loves Charlie she went on. My wife answered “He didn’t love me. I’m a lesbian.” She went oh! And scurried away. WTAF.

Already cast Ted Danson as the pope. And I’d watch the crap out of it.

Yeah you may already be obsolete. You literally can’t even make up something more ridiculous than this. I’m sorry for you and us.

These Tesla dealerships have more security than the Capitol on J6. Disgusting.

SHUT IT DOWN