I keep looking at the 12th and 22nd Amendments because of dingleberries that have obviously never read them. I think there might actually be a convoluted method for someone to serve an indefinite number of terms, but it definitely wouldn’t work for T. (Thankfully)

So asbestos and necrotizing fasciitis infused radioactive Cheez Whiz?
Or antimatter Cheez Whiz?

American Christianity is to the actual teachings of Christ as Cheez Whiz is to actual cheese.

How much do these people have to drink afterwards to get the taste out of their mouths?

Should keep Vance’s name attached to this as well.

Call it the Trump/MUSK/vance administration. Except the ineptitude makes “administration” seem misplaced.

How about a new top tax bracket that has its rate tied to the budget? Or to the outstanding debt? If there’s a deficit it keeps going up as high as 90%. If there’s a surplus it is equal to the previous bracket. We should be taxing the rich instead of borrowing from them.

I always thought Canada kept most of the good stuff for local consumption anyway.

Shelter Point - would very much like to try, heard only good things
Lot 40 - not bad at all
WhistlePig - very good even if a little overpriced

You’ll be okay without bourbon for a while. It’ll probably still be here.

If Die Hard is a Christmas movie then so is Lethal Weapon.
The best argument against is that Bruce Willis said it wasn’t.
If I much watch a Christmas movie without Heat Miser and Snow Miser then the only acceptable answers are The Long Kiss Goodnight or Love Actually.