Tonight at the Game Awards:

Best Art Direction 🎨
Best Music 🎵
Best Narrative ✍️
But where's Best Programmer Who Fixed a Showstopper Bug at 3am While Eating Cold Pizza? 🍕
No respect. 🙃💻 #GameAwards

Happy 30th birthday, PlayStation! 🎉 🕹️

Here’s to three decades of breathtaking games, "revolutionary graphics" and... oh yeah, the programmers quietly fixing a million bugs behind the scenes to make it all possible.

We see you, code warriors. 💻🙌

Visual Studio: "We're adding AI to help you code, predict your next move, and maybe even make you coffee!"
Me: "Cool, but can F12 just reliably take me to the right function first?

visualstudio.microsoft.com/github-copil...

Artist: "Here are the assets! Just drop them in the game."
File names: final_final2.png, grass_SMALL.png, tree_but_bigv2new.jpg, untitled2.psd
Me: "Oh yes, absolutely. Just spent half a day renaming files so the game doesn’t implode. But sure, your job is the hard one."

🕹️Welcome to the REAL behind-the-scenes of game development!🕹️
While everyone's drooling over "pretty pixels" and "fancy animations", I’m here sweating over algorithms no one notices.
Prepare for hot takes, sarcastic rants, and the truth about making video games...