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Bitsy
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bitsypookums.bsky.social
It's over! #hourlycomicsday
9:00 PM - Panel 1: a bearded man in a headset calls; his speech bubble is just the logo for Helldivers II. "Depressive episode canceled, Brother wants to helldive." Panel 2: woman cringes as the words "MANAGED DEMOCRACY" float ominously over her sad little head. "I know it's a bit but it is getting harder and harder to laugh at this stuff bro." 10:00 PM - A helldiver salutes in the foreground while his inept partner runs from a robot with dual chainsaw arms behind him against a mesa backdrop. "Die to robot chainsaws while brother completes objectives." 11:00 PM - a midlander hyur, a veena viera, and a highlander hyur chat under the hanging tapestries of Tuliyollal while queued for a Frontline PVP match. "End day the same way it began: PVP session with friends in FFXIV."
February 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
bitsypookums.bsky.social
Afternoon shenanigans #hourlycomicsday
3:00 PM - A woman draws in the first panel while Mario has a crisis of indecision in the second. "Drawing while watching Super McElroy Brothers. These boys have drawn and thirded that poor plumber man so much." 4:00 PM - A namazu, a Vanu Vanu, and a Moogle from FFXIV all mug for the camera. "Quick break for FFXIV Allied Society quests and Island Sanctuary." 5:00 PM - first panel, woman stands in her kitchen cleaning a skillet and looking confused; second panel, she tries to hold high lunge while her cat contemplates the best way to interrupt her yoga. "Dishes and setting the rice cooker while Zack Oyama ruins Vic Michaelis' life on Dropout. Daily dose of being bad at Yoga (part 1)" 6:00 PM - woman holds reverse plank while cat baps her on the forehead. "Daily dose of being bad at yoga (part 2) second panel: woman leans over a steaming bowl of curry chicken and rice. her cat leans over the edge of the table with a lean and hungry look. "Curry chicken (not for kitties)" 7:00 PM - First panel: woman returns to desk, drinking water calmly. "Back to drawing, check socials real fast" Second panel: woman blasted back from monitor, hair disheveled and water spraying behind her. "Fresh Horrors!" 8:00 PM Woman kneels on ground with her fist raised in the air, hair falling over her face in despair. Her cat cheerfully bonks his head against hers. "Briefly succumb to existential malaise over the horrors. Receive headbonks from the creature."
February 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
bitsypookums.bsky.social
First time ever doing #hourlycomicsday and boy am I too slow for this. Posting all my comics one day later.
12:00 AM - a woman in glasses chats on her bluetooth headset, which runs out of battery. "Hanging with friends in FFXIV - Thwarted by bluetooth headset." 1:00 AM - same woman hollow stares at the ceiling while her cat sleeps peacefully curled up next to her. "Hollow stare at the ceiling for an hour over various national horrors" 9:00 AM - woman woken up by cat bapping her face; she feeds him while making herself tea. "Wake up; creature is hungry" 10:00 AM - woman in an N7 hoodie seated at her desk. "Settle in to draw and check the news - instantly blasted with fresh Horrors" 11:00 AM - Woman calmly drawing at her desk. "Drawing (affectionate)" 12:00 PM - Woman in deshabille, coming to terms with her mediocrity. "Drawing slowly (derogatory)" 1:00 PM - woman's stomach rumbles as she draws at her desk; she then gorges herself on a bowl of noodles. "Pad Thai leftovers from cooking last night." 2:00 PM - a cat places his whole ass on her drawing tablet and smooshes his face against hers to communicate his needs. "Creature is hungry again."
February 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM