I went electric (Philips Norcelco), which did a pretty solid job, but that's also the one time I went to a barber for an actual shave. (Highly recommend the latter.)

TIL! Is that recent? Been awhile since I flew into Newark

And while I don't think this is a Trump thing, the reason I linked to the legacy page is that it should show EWR as a staffing issue, whereas the modern page just says "Other"

Moving people through the skies *without pay*. Your particular delay, if it's impacting multiple flights, is likely EWR having staff issues: www.fly.faa.gov/ois/?legacy=...