Bandito
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I will NEVER fucking forgive Australians OR Taco Bell for their failure here in Aus.
Keeping it real, Taco Bell is so much better money-for-value than Zambreros, GYG or any other Mexican place here. They're all marked WAY the hell up for what they offer compared to Taco Bell.
Keeping it real, Taco Bell is so much better money-for-value than Zambreros, GYG or any other Mexican place here. They're all marked WAY the hell up for what they offer compared to Taco Bell.
May 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I will NEVER fucking forgive Australians OR Taco Bell for their failure here in Aus.
Keeping it real, Taco Bell is so much better money-for-value than Zambreros, GYG or any other Mexican place here. They're all marked WAY the hell up for what they offer compared to Taco Bell.
Keeping it real, Taco Bell is so much better money-for-value than Zambreros, GYG or any other Mexican place here. They're all marked WAY the hell up for what they offer compared to Taco Bell.
My cat just pissed and shidded and farded on our bed while we were sleeping. Have to go offline for a while 😒 real ones know how to reach me
May 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My cat just pissed and shidded and farded on our bed while we were sleeping. Have to go offline for a while 😒 real ones know how to reach me
I wrote "sue" instead of "use" and Google's AI Overview stood on business. Thank god I now know that I can't sue my audio interface, as it does not have legal standing.
May 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I wrote "sue" instead of "use" and Google's AI Overview stood on business. Thank god I now know that I can't sue my audio interface, as it does not have legal standing.
They call it Twitter because it's a woman's world. Hey guys, it's Twit-HER, not Twit-HIM?? The ladies are speaking, sit down, shut up, listen and learn.
May 15, 2025 at 7:41 AM
They call it Twitter because it's a woman's world. Hey guys, it's Twit-HER, not Twit-HIM?? The ladies are speaking, sit down, shut up, listen and learn.
Sorry y'all, know I said I'd stream but I'm sick as a dog and my head is about to explode k thnx xoxox
May 12, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Sorry y'all, know I said I'd stream but I'm sick as a dog and my head is about to explode k thnx xoxox
Got denied from Kai Cenat's Streamer University. They said I had way too high of a GPA (Giant Penis Award), and it'd skew the grading for everyone else 😔
May 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Got denied from Kai Cenat's Streamer University. They said I had way too high of a GPA (Giant Penis Award), and it'd skew the grading for everyone else 😔
She thinks this box I found at a pharmacy is the real cat's pajamas. The bees knees. Best things since sliced ham.
May 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
She thinks this box I found at a pharmacy is the real cat's pajamas. The bees knees. Best things since sliced ham.
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Dead by Daylight: Five Nights at Freddy's. Summer 2025.
May 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Dead by Daylight: Five Nights at Freddy's. Summer 2025.
Zayum, got raided by MisterWiggly while pissing around in Minecraft and had the best numbers my channel ever has.
I shit my pants immediately.
I shit my pants immediately.
May 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Zayum, got raided by MisterWiggly while pissing around in Minecraft and had the best numbers my channel ever has.
I shit my pants immediately.
I shit my pants immediately.
Playing Slay the Spire for the first time on stream in like half an hour! I BETTER SEE YOUR ASS THERE!
twitch.tv/bitofbandito
twitch.tv/bitofbandito
May 1, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Playing Slay the Spire for the first time on stream in like half an hour! I BETTER SEE YOUR ASS THERE!
twitch.tv/bitofbandito
twitch.tv/bitofbandito
Building my dream home, then solving it's murder? I think? I don't actually know what this game's about. Regardless we're playing Blue Prince on stream! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE NOW!
twitch.tv/bitofbandito
twitch.tv/bitofbandito
scooby doo sits in a chair with his arms crossed
ALT: scooby doo sits in a chair with his arms crossed
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April 22, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Building my dream home, then solving it's murder? I think? I don't actually know what this game's about. Regardless we're playing Blue Prince on stream! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE NOW!
twitch.tv/bitofbandito
twitch.tv/bitofbandito
So when was someone gonna tell me that Easter is about a guy coming back from the dead? So we just celebrating a zombie? And what's that got do to with chocolate? Shit's NOT adding up
April 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
So when was someone gonna tell me that Easter is about a guy coming back from the dead? So we just celebrating a zombie? And what's that got do to with chocolate? Shit's NOT adding up
Trying out this Cypher game, I might be too stupid for it but let's see how far we get!
twitch.tv/bitofbandito
twitch.tv/bitofbandito
April 10, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Trying out this Cypher game, I might be too stupid for it but let's see how far we get!
twitch.tv/bitofbandito
twitch.tv/bitofbandito
April has Novocaine, a movie where Jack Quaid witnesses a girl get kidnapped and goes on mission to save her; and Neighbourhood Watch, A MOVIE WHERE HE WITNESSES A GIRL GET KIDNAPPED AND GOES ON A MISSION TO SAVE HER?! Am I the only one noticing this? Am I going fucking nuts?
April 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
April has Novocaine, a movie where Jack Quaid witnesses a girl get kidnapped and goes on mission to save her; and Neighbourhood Watch, A MOVIE WHERE HE WITNESSES A GIRL GET KIDNAPPED AND GOES ON A MISSION TO SAVE HER?! Am I the only one noticing this? Am I going fucking nuts?
The funniest shit is when musk fanboys and magats see some shit they don't like on Twitter, and they ask Grok to disprove it only for Grok to be like, "nope, they really are shitty people" and they freak the fuck out; because how dare the AI abomination made by their GOD KING turn on him
April 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The funniest shit is when musk fanboys and magats see some shit they don't like on Twitter, and they ask Grok to disprove it only for Grok to be like, "nope, they really are shitty people" and they freak the fuck out; because how dare the AI abomination made by their GOD KING turn on him
Playing Fused 240 on stream in 30 minutes! A new game by Buckshot Roulette dev @mikeklubnika.bsky.social and @wriks.motorcycles , so you know it's gonna be GOATED
twitch.tv/bitofbandito
twitch.tv/bitofbandito
a cartoon car with a man 's face painted on the front of it .
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April 3, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Playing Fused 240 on stream in 30 minutes! A new game by Buckshot Roulette dev @mikeklubnika.bsky.social and @wriks.motorcycles , so you know it's gonna be GOATED
twitch.tv/bitofbandito
twitch.tv/bitofbandito
Now that I'm back to a somewhat consistent stream schedule, thought I'd put a little more work into presentation! Here's a little preview of our new TTS buddy, TV Daniel!
April 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Now that I'm back to a somewhat consistent stream schedule, thought I'd put a little more work into presentation! Here's a little preview of our new TTS buddy, TV Daniel!
Saw this and to me, this is just regular Peter Griffin... *sigh* I guess my mind is just too dark and fucked up
April 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Saw this and to me, this is just regular Peter Griffin... *sigh* I guess my mind is just too dark and fucked up
DiscussingFilm just drops the most absurd ass shit sometimes that I 100% expect to be a joke (especially on April Fool's) but knowing Hollywood execs, is equally likely to be entirely true
April 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
DiscussingFilm just drops the most absurd ass shit sometimes that I 100% expect to be a joke (especially on April Fool's) but knowing Hollywood execs, is equally likely to be entirely true
Ya boy's back in the business. Playing more Schedule 1 teehee! Get the FREAK in here!
twitch.tv/bitofbandito
twitch.tv/bitofbandito
a man wearing glasses and a pink helmet is looking at something
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a pink helmet is looking at something
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March 31, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Ya boy's back in the business. Playing more Schedule 1 teehee! Get the FREAK in here!
twitch.tv/bitofbandito
twitch.tv/bitofbandito
I've played a few gooner games, and I'm starting to notice a pattern. Why is there no button to meet the father, look him in the eye, and give him a firm handshake before performing atrocities on his daughter? Really missing a key demographic here, devs
March 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I've played a few gooner games, and I'm starting to notice a pattern. Why is there no button to meet the father, look him in the eye, and give him a firm handshake before performing atrocities on his daughter? Really missing a key demographic here, devs
Bought an Early Bird 3-day pass for @paxaus.bsky.social IMMEDIATELY, not making the same mistake and scrambling for 3 single day tickets last second last year
March 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Bought an Early Bird 3-day pass for @paxaus.bsky.social IMMEDIATELY, not making the same mistake and scrambling for 3 single day tickets last second last year
I'm not in the drug business, I'm in the shitting and farting business... STREAMING SCHEDULE I NOW WOWEE NEW GAME HOLY SMOKES! DON'T MISS IT!
twitch.tv/bitofbandito
twitch.tv/bitofbandito
a man with a beard and glasses is making a funny face .
ALT: a man with a beard and glasses is making a funny face .
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March 27, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I'm not in the drug business, I'm in the shitting and farting business... STREAMING SCHEDULE I NOW WOWEE NEW GAME HOLY SMOKES! DON'T MISS IT!
twitch.tv/bitofbandito
twitch.tv/bitofbandito
Oh dude, I actually love having to reinstall Windows entirely just because my OBS audio doesn't want to work! That's actually my FAVOURITE feature!
March 27, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Oh dude, I actually love having to reinstall Windows entirely just because my OBS audio doesn't want to work! That's actually my FAVOURITE feature!
Attempting to play Skyrim using only my webcam! CAN IT BE DONE?! COME FIND OUT!
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twitch.tv/bitofbandito
March 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Attempting to play Skyrim using only my webcam! CAN IT BE DONE?! COME FIND OUT!
twitch.tv/bitofbandito
twitch.tv/bitofbandito