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Eyes up, there's a coup in process.
Battle chicken
January 1, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Battle chicken
Matt Yglesias: looks like we have 7 new presidential contenders.
December 17, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Matt Yglesias: looks like we have 7 new presidential contenders.
All trump supporters:
two men are standing next to each other in front of a window with a pig flying through the window .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other in front of a window with a pig flying through the window .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
All trump supporters:
2/10 if no sherma
a cartoon character with a hat and a cane is holding a magnifying glass .
ALT: a cartoon character with a hat and a cane is holding a magnifying glass .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
2/10 if no sherma
Yeah... But we didn't have Fox News back then.
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Yeah... But we didn't have Fox News back then.
Hunger Games: Battle of the Five Armies (part II)
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Hunger Games: Battle of the Five Armies (part II)
Oh, hey, found all of the "free speech" pundits right here
a cartoon drawing of a man sitting on a ladder in front of a pile of gold
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a man sitting on a ladder in front of a pile of gold
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Oh, hey, found all of the "free speech" pundits right here
She's not wrong but let's look at the data points. Looks more like a glass cliff than a glass ceiling.
I'm confident you could have said the same about a black man until Obama upset the apple cart. Run the right candidate with the right message and gender won't be an issue
I'm confident you could have said the same about a black man until Obama upset the apple cart. Run the right candidate with the right message and gender won't be an issue
November 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
She's not wrong but let's look at the data points. Looks more like a glass cliff than a glass ceiling.
I'm confident you could have said the same about a black man until Obama upset the apple cart. Run the right candidate with the right message and gender won't be an issue
I'm confident you could have said the same about a black man until Obama upset the apple cart. Run the right candidate with the right message and gender won't be an issue
So Chuck, re you evil or just bad at your job?
Chuck: I'll go with bad at my job.
That's not better.
You see what that's not better, right?!
Chuck: I'll go with bad at my job.
That's not better.
You see what that's not better, right?!
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
So Chuck, re you evil or just bad at your job?
Chuck: I'll go with bad at my job.
That's not better.
You see what that's not better, right?!
Chuck: I'll go with bad at my job.
That's not better.
You see what that's not better, right?!
Guess what: even is Republicans vote for your healthcare bill, it wouldn't be a democrat win, it would be a republican win.
It heads you lose, tails they win.
It heads you lose, tails they win.
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Guess what: even is Republicans vote for your healthcare bill, it wouldn't be a democrat win, it would be a republican win.
It heads you lose, tails they win.
It heads you lose, tails they win.
Bizarre attempt at apologia for the most embarrassing bit of political malpractice in Schumer's already embarrassing career.
Even if you agree with Schumer's decision, the WAY he handled it is disqualifying to his leadership.
Is this the hill you want to die on? Most democrats weren't THAT bad.
Even if you agree with Schumer's decision, the WAY he handled it is disqualifying to his leadership.
Is this the hill you want to die on? Most democrats weren't THAT bad.
September 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Bizarre attempt at apologia for the most embarrassing bit of political malpractice in Schumer's already embarrassing career.
Even if you agree with Schumer's decision, the WAY he handled it is disqualifying to his leadership.
Is this the hill you want to die on? Most democrats weren't THAT bad.
Even if you agree with Schumer's decision, the WAY he handled it is disqualifying to his leadership.
Is this the hill you want to die on? Most democrats weren't THAT bad.
No way to know until we get AI enhance.
September 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
No way to know until we get AI enhance.
To be fair, the scorpion did double-pinky swear not to sting him. How could the frog have foreseen?
July 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
To be fair, the scorpion did double-pinky swear not to sting him. How could the frog have foreseen?
Don't forget signal chats where he offers slight protest of the president's agenda and is promptly steamrolled by Steven Miller.
July 28, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Don't forget signal chats where he offers slight protest of the president's agenda and is promptly steamrolled by Steven Miller.
"Why don't we just have AI just solve [insert incredibly complex problem illsuited for AI]?"
Yes yes, you are a very smart boy with a big business brain. You can fuck off now while the adults work.
Yes yes, you are a very smart boy with a big business brain. You can fuck off now while the adults work.
July 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"Why don't we just have AI just solve [insert incredibly complex problem illsuited for AI]?"
Yes yes, you are a very smart boy with a big business brain. You can fuck off now while the adults work.
Yes yes, you are a very smart boy with a big business brain. You can fuck off now while the adults work.
Who knew that two Democrats who both won their primary would have some overlapping policies despite being different human people?
Weird.
Weird.
July 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Who knew that two Democrats who both won their primary would have some overlapping policies despite being different human people?
Weird.
Weird.
Like finding hay in a haystack
July 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Like finding hay in a haystack
....right, remember when Trump scooped up all the young males with his supercool workout vids?
July 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
....right, remember when Trump scooped up all the young males with his supercool workout vids?
Serious question: is this AI?
Whoever made this has no clue how humans act or dress.
Whoever made this has no clue how humans act or dress.
July 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Serious question: is this AI?
Whoever made this has no clue how humans act or dress.
Whoever made this has no clue how humans act or dress.
...yup
How much you wanna bet that Maxwell comes out with some "oh yeah, forgot to mention Obama and Biden were on the Lolita Express with Bill Clinton" in the next week and is out of jail within the next year.
July 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
...yup