@bitey2.bsky.social
"Holy Moses, I have been deceived. Now the wind has changed direction, and I'll have to leave. Wont you please excuse my frankness, but it's not my cup of tea. Holy Moses, I have been deceived."- B. Taupin
They will tell you…bad things don’t happen to good people. And that is freaking absurd.
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
They will tell you…bad things don’t happen to good people. And that is freaking absurd.
When El Taco Fatsby Rage Apricot Shitler was first elected, I predicted that he would become so infamous that the anchor baby would eventually change his last name.
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
When El Taco Fatsby Rage Apricot Shitler was first elected, I predicted that he would become so infamous that the anchor baby would eventually change his last name.
I'll never understand how people didn't get that this man is human garbage. It has been so obvious, to so many. for so long. Why do others believe that he is the second coming of Christ? Christ!
November 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I'll never understand how people didn't get that this man is human garbage. It has been so obvious, to so many. for so long. Why do others believe that he is the second coming of Christ? Christ!
He's an excellent manager. Let Cleveland have something.
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
He's an excellent manager. Let Cleveland have something.
By the way…Labrador retrievers are giving away free gas.
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 AM
By the way…Labrador retrievers are giving away free gas.
I used my culling the herd dividend from USAID to fund research for giving more people cancer. (The new cancer research).
November 12, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I used my culling the herd dividend from USAID to fund research for giving more people cancer. (The new cancer research).
Wow, she’d be 5,537 years old. Or, as my mom would say…29.
November 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Wow, she’d be 5,537 years old. Or, as my mom would say…29.
For lack of anywhere to put this..."Space Karen" is HILARIOUS!
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
For lack of anywhere to put this..."Space Karen" is HILARIOUS!
When you fart in church...don't raise your hand.
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
When you fart in church...don't raise your hand.
250 years old, and still walking without a limp! Semper Fi!
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
250 years old, and still walking without a limp! Semper Fi!
Semper Fi, Brother. (Parris Island, 1984)
November 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Semper Fi, Brother. (Parris Island, 1984)
You can take the boy out of Queens...
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
You can take the boy out of Queens...
Pictured is the first "ballroom" reconstruction.
November 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Pictured is the first "ballroom" reconstruction.
Such a great question. It’s the quintessential rhetorical question. While the answer is important, whatever it is, it doesn’t matter nearly as much as the fact of the question.
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Such a great question. It’s the quintessential rhetorical question. While the answer is important, whatever it is, it doesn’t matter nearly as much as the fact of the question.
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
I hate Donald Trump.
I hate Donald Trump who?
What? Nothing! I just hate Donald Trump.
Who’s there?
I hate Donald Trump.
I hate Donald Trump who?
What? Nothing! I just hate Donald Trump.
November 9, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
I hate Donald Trump.
I hate Donald Trump who?
What? Nothing! I just hate Donald Trump.
Who’s there?
I hate Donald Trump.
I hate Donald Trump who?
What? Nothing! I just hate Donald Trump.
Of all the banana peels and staircases in the world, couldn’t two come together in front of this jackass just once?
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Of all the banana peels and staircases in the world, couldn’t two come together in front of this jackass just once?
Donald Trump is tackier than a bedazzled buttplug.
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Donald Trump is tackier than a bedazzled buttplug.
He’s dreaming of grabbing big hairy Big Macs and GIANT Diet Cocks.
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
He’s dreaming of grabbing big hairy Big Macs and GIANT Diet Cocks.
The Great Fatsby.
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The Great Fatsby.
Even worse. I think he's terrified. Scared stiff. He would have died in Vietnam...just like that.
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Even worse. I think he's terrified. Scared stiff. He would have died in Vietnam...just like that.
"The villain does get fucked with no vaseline..."
November 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"The villain does get fucked with no vaseline..."