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Miss Anemia 1997
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I fell into an industrial vat and now my story is a hit television program
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i have had to stop myself from quote-tweeting people with this video so many goddamn times
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Life in Hell "Wisdom of the Ages" comic "By being the same as Republicans we can defeat the Republicans."
October 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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I think this is fine, because everyone gets a share 🙂
Milo Minderbinder holding an egg from the (not very good) film adaptation of Catch-22. "But Yossarian still didn’t understand how Milo could buy eggs in Malta for seven cents apiece and sell them at a profit in Pianosa for five cents."
October 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Adventure Time screengrab with the subtitle "That's her voice?!"
September 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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A Scottish woman reacts to the death of Margaret Thatcher
September 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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The face of a definitely young woman who is being responsible and working at her desk instead of playing the hot new video game everyone else is posting about!!! Aaaaaa!! Please let me play it!!! I will still get my work done later!!! I won't play it for 10 hours straight, I swear!!!
It's a selfie. Of me. I don't know how to describe myself without giving myself body dysmorphia.
September 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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I am falling, I am failing
I am drowning, help me to breathe
I am hurting, I have lost it all
I am losing, help me to breathe
blue maga ghoul gavin newsom personally raiding a tent city, seizing the possessions of an unfortunate homeless person and further ruining their life. someday newsom & his ilk will be made to understand how rotten and vile they are, inshallah.
August 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Minneapolis please become the transsexual mecca. I already make triannual pilgrimages to you.
MINNESOTA MENTIONED
August 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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At some point in the past 5 years I developed resting bitch face. As a huge bitch who loves to rest, this is truth in advertising
Selfie of me looking irritated. Really i'm just squinting because of the sun. Also I have heck of cleavage.
August 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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they have reached a consensus: basically everyone in anna's life was a villain save her son and her "special friend" kimmy. they only occasionally recognize the archetypal lesbian dynamic at play with kimmy, though (see attached)
High femme Anna Nicole Smith posing with her schlubby soft butch assistant Kim, who is sporting a fresh arm tattoo of Anna. Sorry I called her schlubby.
July 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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My girlfriend told me I look like Jennifer Ehle in Pride & Prejudice, and if that's even remotely true I have this level of body dysmorphia
Iguana Girl
June 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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RAY SMUCKLES: How come you kids are so GOD DAMNED stupid and just do the stupidest thing possible every SINGLE SECOND OF THE GOD DAMNED DAY! LITTLE NEPHEW: I'm LEAVIN'! I ain't NEVER comin' back!
June 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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A truly incredible grindr ad
An advertisement presented as a message in the Grindr app asking if I want to be a surrogate
May 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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I'm so glad we're boiling the oceans for this
A google search for "spit or swallow" The first "hit" is an AI overview. "The decision of whether to spit or swallow is a personal one, and there's no single 'right' answer. It's important to consider potential risks and personal comfort levels. Both options have associated risks, including the possibility of contracting STIs, and both can be a part of a variety of different sexual practices." There is a "show more" button, but I'm not fucking clicking that.
April 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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"Hello, I'm Mrs. Forehead."
It's a selfie of me. My hairline is high. I'm wearing a little lipstick and a dress with a low neckline.
April 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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i stand by my opinion that being an incel is always a choice because it is incredibly easy to have sex. i refuse to believe my experience isn't the norm for everyone.
Waylon Smithers: Can't a man walk down the street without being offered sex?
April 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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On Real Time with Bill Maher, Bill Maher criticized the rally, saying that while Stewart and Colbert meant well, the message of the rally promoted a false equivalency between the left and the right, noting, "the big mistake of modern media has been this notion of balance for balance's sake. That the Left is just as violent and cruel as the Right ... there's a difference between a mad man and a madman." BART SIMPSON: Now, Martin's scoring off me. Oh, that is it.
April 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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This is what I look like when I can't fall asleep at 3am
Photo of me wearing a bra
March 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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wint @ dril so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement.
March 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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On Cinema at the Cinema with host Tim Heidecker and guest Gregg Turkington
February 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Apparently the Army Corps of Engineers backed down a little, per this article, but uhhhhh Trump actively meddling in water management decisions shoots my estimate up to 8%. sjvwater.org/decision-to-...
Trump tweet where he is bragging about emptying water reservoirs in California
February 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Pictured: the Democratic party
Screengrab from Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me. MIKE and the Man from Another Place are saying "I want all my... garmonbozia (pain and sorrow).
January 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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homer knows how to love 'em and leave 'em
SIX SIMPLE WORDS: "I'M NOT GAY, BUT I'LL LEARN."
December 16, 2024 at 2:36 AM
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There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.
December 11, 2024 at 10:48 PM
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He actually gains all his power from apologizing. He's about to pull off the Sorry Coup
Junji Ito's Dissolving Classroom
December 7, 2024 at 2:27 AM