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BiteMe
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碎碎念日記(很愛拉黑版
搞笑的是,一加他ig我的推薦關注就flooded with cute girls
小孩哥兩千多個關注85%是各式各樣漂亮美眉笑死
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
這位小孩哥真是難以理解
就大家都表明只是想睡了
約不出來但又不放棄跟我texting
反正嘴炮不花錢我就狂撩
然後也老是大半天不回覆他他也沒關係
還要加我ig給我發thirst trap
like what do u want from me?
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
不過也沒什麼的
已經練就皇帝心態
刪text刪contact一條龍
it’s their loss
唯一可惜是想著今晚約會就無帶gym clothes
宜家無得改去做gym😠
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
媽的不信邪
又再試了一次
又被stood up
我是豬
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
或者lorde的歌詞
I’m ready to feel like I don’t have the answers
October 29, 2025 at 6:06 AM
臨走時他說hey before you go I want to tell you, don’t worry about Trump. He’ll be gone in 3 years. Stay strong.
最近我因為綠卡的事情一直在焦慮,忽然就沒那麼焦慮
October 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
我倆還互相交換聽到過的綠卡故事
大多是那些假婚綠真家暴的
也有一些莫名其妙被查的
October 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
你說geez u r so smooth
其實我想說I’m just speaking my heart.
我還想說I want to be as true to myself as I can
October 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
他不主動我不會再主動了fuck
我的時間和能量都很寶貴
錯過我是你走寶哼
you have no idea how great I am 😎
October 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
上週末主動出擊再約結果經歷了一番情緒過山車
最後也沒有約成功還出了下糗
內耗了好幾天
30+了上網看20出頭女仔做情感分享想開了
讓情感由緣分推動吧
差點緣分就算咯
October 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
There’s a legal limit on how many cats you can own in California. 14.
October 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM