Bitchitations
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Do you hate normal meditations and affirmations? Maybe you'd like Bitchitations: meditations and affirmations for bitches.
These are not safe times. Definitely consider self defense. #bitch #bitchitations #taser #selfdefense #protection
June 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
These are not safe times. Definitely consider self defense. #bitch #bitchitations #taser #selfdefense #protection
June 2, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Making art is hard sometimes. Please enjoy my unillustrated ravings instead. #bitch #bitchitations #toxicpositivity
May 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Making art is hard sometimes. Please enjoy my unillustrated ravings instead. #bitch #bitchitations #toxicpositivity
Break ups suck. Cry as much as you want. Find joy wherever you can. Kick all those obnoxious platitudes about fish in the sea, smiling, etc. in the nutz. #bitches #bitchitations #breakup #crying
April 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Break ups suck. Cry as much as you want. Find joy wherever you can. Kick all those obnoxious platitudes about fish in the sea, smiling, etc. in the nutz. #bitches #bitchitations #breakup #crying
I was trying to be healthy and eat my low fat yogurt with blueberries. But I really wanted to eat chocolate. So I compromised and dumped some M&Ms in the yogurt too for the occasional crunchy chocolate surprise. Bitches need chocolate sometimes to calm the rage. #healthy #bitches #yogurt #m&m
April 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
20 US states charge sales tax on period products, including mine. The other 30 states either don't have a state sales tax, or have stopped charging taxes on period products because they are an acknowledged necessity. #tampontax #bitches #bitchitations #patriarchy #tax #period #periodproblems
April 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
20 US states charge sales tax on period products, including mine. The other 30 states either don't have a state sales tax, or have stopped charging taxes on period products because they are an acknowledged necessity. #tampontax #bitches #bitchitations #patriarchy #tax #period #periodproblems
There's a lot to be afraid of right now. The Supreme Court has decided that the law used to justify putting American citizens in concentration camps can be used in peace as well as war time. No one is safe anymore. Protect your friends and neighbors. #bitch #bitchitations #injustice #resist #fear
April 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
There's a lot to be afraid of right now. The Supreme Court has decided that the law used to justify putting American citizens in concentration camps can be used in peace as well as war time. No one is safe anymore. Protect your friends and neighbors. #bitch #bitchitations #injustice #resist #fear
I'm sure there is a better way to post this, but I don't know how to do that yet on Bluesky. Anyway, April fools, bitches! #bitches #bitchitations #unashamed #selfcare
April 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I'm sure there is a better way to post this, but I don't know how to do that yet on Bluesky. Anyway, April fools, bitches! #bitches #bitchitations #unashamed #selfcare
March 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Happy Ides of March! Don't forget to get together with your friends and stab a tyrant!
March 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Happy Ides of March! Don't forget to get together with your friends and stab a tyrant!
Every day my rage grows, and I remind myself it must be a controlled burn. But I meditate on the joy I would feel if I could scream fire and stomp on some phallic buildings.
March 11, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Every day my rage grows, and I remind myself it must be a controlled burn. But I meditate on the joy I would feel if I could scream fire and stomp on some phallic buildings.
Maybe less of an affirmation and more general advice, but still useful.
March 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Maybe less of an affirmation and more general advice, but still useful.
No is a complete sentence. No explanation required. If it isn't safe to use that word, then something is wrong and you need help. If you don't know who to go to, try texting 741741.
February 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
No is a complete sentence. No explanation required. If it isn't safe to use that word, then something is wrong and you need help. If you don't know who to go to, try texting 741741.
2/2 and then there are your best bitches. You text them about your shitty day and they send you a meme. You could call them from jail at 3am. If you texted them "I've made a mistake and I need to borrow your shovel" they would be like "where are you? I'm on my way!" And you would do the same.
February 6, 2025 at 6:51 AM
2/2 and then there are your best bitches. You text them about your shitty day and they send you a meme. You could call them from jail at 3am. If you texted them "I've made a mistake and I need to borrow your shovel" they would be like "where are you? I'm on my way!" And you would do the same.
1/2 I just saw a post that implied "normal people" have a simple definition for "friend," but that doesn't account for any nuance. There's acquaintances, work friends, friends you hang out with sometimes, besties you don't talk to often but they're definitely invited to your wedding, and then
February 6, 2025 at 6:46 AM
1/2 I just saw a post that implied "normal people" have a simple definition for "friend," but that doesn't account for any nuance. There's acquaintances, work friends, friends you hang out with sometimes, besties you don't talk to often but they're definitely invited to your wedding, and then
Here's a thought: if retail therapy is cheaper than actual therapy, I'm actually saving money! But for reals, you should go to actual therapy and take your meds and be healthy or whatever.
February 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Here's a thought: if retail therapy is cheaper than actual therapy, I'm actually saving money! But for reals, you should go to actual therapy and take your meds and be healthy or whatever.
Fuck calm breathing exercises, let's break shit.
January 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Fuck calm breathing exercises, let's break shit.