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bitchisthenewblack.bsky.social
@bitchisthenewblack.bsky.social
Mom, feminist, veteran & bat shit crazy. Native American, survivor & autistic. Lover of metal & hater of dipshidiots. Crazy cat lady in Texas voting 💙🤘💙✊💙

No crypto/spam accounts!
I'm shocked, absolutely shocked.
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is John. John lives in Jersey & is (shockingly) divorced. John wants to find out the hard way that leftists have guns too.

Bet John tells folks alllll the time about how violent & unhinged the left is.
October 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Yes let's take medical advice from someone who can't spell hepatitis or pronounce acetaminophen. 🙄

What a dipshidiot.
October 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Happy indigenous people day!

Be sure to laugh at all the snowflakes mad about Columbus day!
October 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
But...but...but Biden! Kamala's laugh!
October 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
So this bullshit was left on the ground in front of my mailbox today. It was in a Ziploc with popcorn kernels to weight it down. They were smart enough to not put it in the box because then it'd be a federal issue.

My kid found it & this shit is not ok. These assholes are getting bold.
September 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Oh noooo

Anyways
September 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Mpga: Making Polio Great Again!
September 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Poor Vincent 😏
September 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
This is Beverly. She supports pedophiles.

Beverly is a twat waffle. Don't be like Beverly.
August 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Yet maga continues to make excuses and forgive them while screeching about how drag queens, transgenders and undocumented immigrants are the ones hurting kids.

They hate the idea of anyone hurting kids except them.
August 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Ok but who says I was drunk?
August 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
We can't afford to spend tax payer money to feed kids in America but couch fucker can go on vacation every month and tangerine tyrant can go golfing every weekend.

This is THE worst timeline.
August 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
When I told him I'm native American and asked where exactly I'm supposed to be sent he stopped answering.

America has always been racist but our criminal in chief has made it ok for people to be open with this shit.

All together now: BROWN DOESN'T MEAN ILLEGAL!
August 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
So what do you think maga will go for: he was framed, he was part of a democrat sleeper cell or just ignoring it?
July 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Oh nooo

Anyways how's everyone doing?
June 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Maga still claiming Biden is senile and shit. At least Biden can spell his own name! 🤣🤣
June 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I saw one the other day!
June 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
😂😂
June 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The song playing when I got a notification about trump flip flopping on Harvard again. Pretty on the damn nose I'd say.
May 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I see your steak and raise you purple shrimp!
May 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If 2025 was a potato chip flavor I feel this would cover it.
May 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My sister: you cannot make the entire month about Star Wars!

Me: Do not underestimate the power of the force.
May 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Sooo can we send him to El Salvador now? Asking for a nation...
May 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I don't do challenges but I do like this painting. A friend sent it to me awhile ago so I don't know the artist/name.
April 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM