Victoria O.
@bitchisback.bsky.social
Always unoriginal. Often bitter. Sometimes sarcastic. American living in London. Suck it Trump.
I’ll say it. I’m thinking about becoming a CEO of my own company so I can do as many drugs as possible and not face any consequences.
December 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I’ll say it. I’m thinking about becoming a CEO of my own company so I can do as many drugs as possible and not face any consequences.
Ah yes, the coveted “soccer” peace prize.
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Ah yes, the coveted “soccer” peace prize.
Say what you will about this nutcase, but I stand by his decision to find a “look” in 1985 and stick with it for all of eternity.
October 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Say what you will about this nutcase, but I stand by his decision to find a “look” in 1985 and stick with it for all of eternity.
That time I went to the United Nations in 2023 and didn’t embarrass America. Also, I took the stairs because I’m not a lazy orange whiny asshole
September 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
That time I went to the United Nations in 2023 and didn’t embarrass America. Also, I took the stairs because I’m not a lazy orange whiny asshole
I hate that I am now familiar with the term “Manosphere.”
August 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I hate that I am now familiar with the term “Manosphere.”
My vacation “before and after” photo.
July 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My vacation “before and after” photo.
I basically make this look every time I log onto any social media account.
a woman in a purple jacket is sitting in a chair holding a glass .
ALT: a woman in a purple jacket is sitting in a chair holding a glass .
media.tenor.com
July 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I basically make this look every time I log onto any social media account.
I don’t want photos of my dead relatives to “come to life.”. If I see another AI cat with a machine gun, or a giraffe hugging a leopard, I’m going to walk into the cold dark ocean with rocks in my socks.
Step off. AI, step off.
Step off. AI, step off.
June 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I don’t want photos of my dead relatives to “come to life.”. If I see another AI cat with a machine gun, or a giraffe hugging a leopard, I’m going to walk into the cold dark ocean with rocks in my socks.
Step off. AI, step off.
Step off. AI, step off.
Before/after? I’ve had fender benders with more damage.
June 23, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Before/after? I’ve had fender benders with more damage.
Praying for something super specific
June 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Praying for something super specific
I’m across the globe in Kenya in a bit of a news blackout, but then I see this embarrassing, disgusting tool practically orgasming over a plastic gold wrestling belt and I am just embarrassed for America. We are so much better than him.
June 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I’m across the globe in Kenya in a bit of a news blackout, but then I see this embarrassing, disgusting tool practically orgasming over a plastic gold wrestling belt and I am just embarrassed for America. We are so much better than him.
And just like that, dopamine has been reintroduced into my bloodstream.
June 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
And just like that, dopamine has been reintroduced into my bloodstream.
Better than a Lorazepam
June 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Better than a Lorazepam
In an alternate universe, @sanders.senate.gov would be president and that other guy would be in prison. Thanks for a great conversation in London, Senator Sanders.
May 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
In an alternate universe, @sanders.senate.gov would be president and that other guy would be in prison. Thanks for a great conversation in London, Senator Sanders.
Patiently waiting in my horrible seats to see Bernie in London!
May 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Patiently waiting in my horrible seats to see Bernie in London!
I’m in Paris, trying hard not to act American
May 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I’m in Paris, trying hard not to act American
Is the “product” bullshit? Because he can shill that out like it’s no one’s business.
Trump: "We'll make deals, but we don't have to. We are the ones that have the product. We are the ones that the United States -- they want a piece of our product. We can just set the price."
April 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Is the “product” bullshit? Because he can shill that out like it’s no one’s business.
Ok fuckface, I’ll raise you one.
April 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Ok fuckface, I’ll raise you one.
They don’t sell NyQuil in the UK, and I could really use a fix.
April 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
They don’t sell NyQuil in the UK, and I could really use a fix.
Big if true. I feel safe now.
April 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Big if true. I feel safe now.
My 2025 Superpower is disassociating.
April 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My 2025 Superpower is disassociating.
You mean like Hegseth?
April 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
You mean like Hegseth?