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// pink bastard
// certified puppy princess
// in a world where i talk abt boobs
// minors obliterated on sight 🔞

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well okay. this plus a new collar (mine isn't veru comfy) and a doggy bowl with my name on it (vessel for cereal)
December 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
which extended family member will be unknowingly funding my escapades this time I wonder
December 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
being extracted from a .7z must feel so good
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
doggammit
December 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
being the character limit and getting hit must feel so good
December 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
2026 will be my year I'm #manifesting
bugmush GO
dogteeth GO
misprint fest GO
noise complaint GO
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
being the time and coming must feel soooo good
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
but it's okay. cause i just took a shower and im about to have a freshly shaved face and also i did my laundry yesterday

good recovery conditions
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
my life so crazy
December 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
also think i maybe have some sort of anxiety. i made a joke earlier today that instantly felt bad after it left my mouth and ive been worrying about it for literally the rest of the day
December 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
take note it is Five Ay Em
December 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
haaaaaate that shit

these bitches never heard abt not letting perfect be the enemy of good
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
i see myself and my friends in a song like that and i appreciate us more yknow
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
it makes me think about the inherent silliness that comes with kink, and how the best intimacy does end up being a form of play

when you let yourself accept "cringe" or whatever just to drink in eachother's bliss, that's just so cool. i love that someone is willing to be so publicly vulnerable
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
FURFAG as a title track is legitimately one of my favorite tracks of this year I think. I like that the focus on a specific gimmick gets ditched to sort of ramble.

it's a messy tableau of what it can mean to genuinely have a happy prevalent kink life, and I think that's really beautiful
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
being an egg and getting deviled must feel so good
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM