hailey🫧
@bitchephemeral.bsky.social
desert rat in da big city (crash out era)
Bezos looks yayed tf out
January 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Bezos looks yayed tf out
These commentators are so so catty
January 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
These commentators are so so catty
Would be very funny if the entire rotunda burst into flames rn
January 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Would be very funny if the entire rotunda burst into flames rn
They called Tucker Carlson an influencer……. :/
January 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
They called Tucker Carlson an influencer……. :/
Based Michelle Obama?
January 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Based Michelle Obama?
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*adds you to my database*
January 12, 2025 at 7:43 AM
*adds you to my database*
Me again tomorrow morning
going to the gym even tho i really really don’t want to because that’s what consistency is 😔
January 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Me again tomorrow morning
Finagled $5 more for my internship bc I am competent and worthy
January 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Finagled $5 more for my internship bc I am competent and worthy
Subjecting my family to Garden State :3
January 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Subjecting my family to Garden State :3
Third gig incoming,,,,,
January 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Third gig incoming,,,,,
going to the gym even tho i really really don’t want to because that’s what consistency is 😔
December 16, 2024 at 2:40 PM
going to the gym even tho i really really don’t want to because that’s what consistency is 😔
1/3 of my beer in and feeling deeply unloveable at the coolidge corner pizza place
December 15, 2024 at 4:26 PM
1/3 of my beer in and feeling deeply unloveable at the coolidge corner pizza place
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Bro, are you ok? You look like butter scraped over too much bread.
December 14, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Bro, are you ok? You look like butter scraped over too much bread.
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I am one minor inconvenience away from becoming evil
December 9, 2024 at 3:24 PM
I am one minor inconvenience away from becoming evil
i got beet and purple cabbage kraut… life changing
December 9, 2024 at 5:42 PM
i got beet and purple cabbage kraut… life changing
break in consistency at the gym means back hurts >:(
December 8, 2024 at 7:27 PM
break in consistency at the gym means back hurts >:(
going to the gym to pretend i am not horrifically depressed and full of wingstop
December 8, 2024 at 2:38 PM
going to the gym to pretend i am not horrifically depressed and full of wingstop
if you want peace, you will find nothing in me
December 5, 2024 at 11:55 PM
if you want peace, you will find nothing in me
none limerence with left fun
December 5, 2024 at 4:08 PM
none limerence with left fun
homesick so it’s a tortilla and butter at 2am
December 5, 2024 at 6:58 AM
homesick so it’s a tortilla and butter at 2am
Limerance is your pumpkin filled with raw meat
December 3, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Limerance is your pumpkin filled with raw meat
i had a really vivid dream about fireballs falling from the sky and now i’m seeing the general geopolitical vibe of today and feeling prophetic
December 3, 2024 at 5:10 PM
i had a really vivid dream about fireballs falling from the sky and now i’m seeing the general geopolitical vibe of today and feeling prophetic
i need to take three deep breaths and then be killed
December 3, 2024 at 5:04 PM
i need to take three deep breaths and then be killed