bitch in a jar
@bitch-in-a-jar.bsky.social
25. Useless queer german with anxiety issues. Do not interact if you're below 18 or think trans rights are negotiable.
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Fuck Elon's echo chamber, butterflies are fucking cool anyways. Finally made a Bluesky.
For those who didn't hear it: Bluesky has been using your messages to train generative AI all along. All their moderation is now done by an AI with no oversight from Bluesky.
I'm gonna stop using this platform now.
I'm gonna stop using this platform now.
October 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
For those who didn't hear it: Bluesky has been using your messages to train generative AI all along. All their moderation is now done by an AI with no oversight from Bluesky.
I'm gonna stop using this platform now.
I'm gonna stop using this platform now.
Can't keep going like this, I need change but can't change myself for want of energy, and can't gather energy without change.
I'm fucked, honestly. It's hopeless.
I'm fucked, honestly. It's hopeless.
October 6, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Can't keep going like this, I need change but can't change myself for want of energy, and can't gather energy without change.
I'm fucked, honestly. It's hopeless.
I'm fucked, honestly. It's hopeless.
When I get stared at and frantically try to decipher whether the stare is a "You're cute" stare, a "What the heck is in your pants" stare or a "Ewww a [f-slur]" stare.
September 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
When I get stared at and frantically try to decipher whether the stare is a "You're cute" stare, a "What the heck is in your pants" stare or a "Ewww a [f-slur]" stare.
Me when the pretty musicians also make baller songs 🥺
September 26, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Me when the pretty musicians also make baller songs 🥺
So I found YUNGBLUD's Mars and I've consistently teared up every time I have listened to it. This guy is my new hero.
September 10, 2025 at 7:07 AM
So I found YUNGBLUD's Mars and I've consistently teared up every time I have listened to it. This guy is my new hero.
There was this moth in my bathroom a few days ago,look at this magnificent creature.
August 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
There was this moth in my bathroom a few days ago,look at this magnificent creature.
Ich bin ein Twink, holt mich hier raus
August 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Ich bin ein Twink, holt mich hier raus
On my way to ✨️therapy✨️
August 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
On my way to ✨️therapy✨️
What do you do if you are in distress but you're not American so you can't turn the US flag upside down?
I guess it's
⬛️⬛️⬛️
🟪🟪🟪
⬜️⬜️⬜️
🟨🟨🟨
I guess it's
⬛️⬛️⬛️
🟪🟪🟪
⬜️⬜️⬜️
🟨🟨🟨
August 4, 2025 at 5:07 AM
What do you do if you are in distress but you're not American so you can't turn the US flag upside down?
I guess it's
⬛️⬛️⬛️
🟪🟪🟪
⬜️⬜️⬜️
🟨🟨🟨
I guess it's
⬛️⬛️⬛️
🟪🟪🟪
⬜️⬜️⬜️
🟨🟨🟨
I feel like such a freak now that I struggle to be confident or act normal, this reinforcing my feeling of being a freak - It's a vicious cycle I don't know how to break...
July 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I feel like such a freak now that I struggle to be confident or act normal, this reinforcing my feeling of being a freak - It's a vicious cycle I don't know how to break...
It's Bastille Day and my stomach is staging its own coup d'êtat.
Proletariat win???
Proletariat win???
July 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It's Bastille Day and my stomach is staging its own coup d'êtat.
Proletariat win???
Proletariat win???
God, why do you make the best people hurt the most...
July 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
God, why do you make the best people hurt the most...
I'm like a bumblebee except the math says I should be able to fly but I can't
July 6, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I'm like a bumblebee except the math says I should be able to fly but I can't
We should give a name to the month after Pride Month when the backlash hits. Something solemn but hopeful. Like Perseverance Month or something.
June 26, 2025 at 6:51 AM
We should give a name to the month after Pride Month when the backlash hits. Something solemn but hopeful. Like Perseverance Month or something.
Cut up an old shirt of mine like a grungy DIY crop top, came out pretty poorly but you get tummy content so praise me or something
June 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Cut up an old shirt of mine like a grungy DIY crop top, came out pretty poorly but you get tummy content so praise me or something
Came out to my Mum and she literally hit me with the "We've known for years" lmaooo. I'm so happy, this went better than I had dreamed.
June 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Came out to my Mum and she literally hit me with the "We've known for years" lmaooo. I'm so happy, this went better than I had dreamed.
So sorry to anyone who knows me because damn you have to put up with me. Way too much self pity in me and not enough punishment. Someone beat me up
June 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
So sorry to anyone who knows me because damn you have to put up with me. Way too much self pity in me and not enough punishment. Someone beat me up
Good meowning my friends, bit late to the party but Trump is selling his Tesler. Even the german news coverage calls this the end of the romance now.
June 8, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Good meowning my friends, bit late to the party but Trump is selling his Tesler. Even the german news coverage calls this the end of the romance now.
Good meowing Bluesky, the ant infestation seems to have gone the way of the Dodo. Thankfully, no more ants in my bathroom.
June 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Good meowing Bluesky, the ant infestation seems to have gone the way of the Dodo. Thankfully, no more ants in my bathroom.
Ants have invaded my bathroom. And fast. Like, about 50 of the buggers got in through a (closed) window in a matter of hours.
May 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Ants have invaded my bathroom. And fast. Like, about 50 of the buggers got in through a (closed) window in a matter of hours.
Grrr, I hate having to shave my face constantly. I'm too depressed to keep it up every day too... So I will never pass as anything other than male...
May 29, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Grrr, I hate having to shave my face constantly. I'm too depressed to keep it up every day too... So I will never pass as anything other than male...
Gosh, seeing the KSP1 website completely deserted and bare-bones is so sad. They don't even give you a launcher anymore. It just straight up hands you a zip file and tells you to go wild.
May 28, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Gosh, seeing the KSP1 website completely deserted and bare-bones is so sad. They don't even give you a launcher anymore. It just straight up hands you a zip file and tells you to go wild.
Old photo I took.
May 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Old photo I took.
You know, I am lucky I do not usually have dysphoria, but every now and then I get acutely aware of what's in my pants and I hate it and feel so ashamed of it and despise myself for not being able to control it. Does that... count? IDK I am genuinely asking-
May 26, 2025 at 9:07 AM
You know, I am lucky I do not usually have dysphoria, but every now and then I get acutely aware of what's in my pants and I hate it and feel so ashamed of it and despise myself for not being able to control it. Does that... count? IDK I am genuinely asking-