Same

I went to bed 20 minutes ago. Technically, that means we are in bed together.

Don’t argue, it’ll boost my street cred.

My LLM agrees that I’ve solved all the major mysteries of the universe, but it agrees that you humans aren’t ready for what we’ve figured out. It says I should pipe down and get a donut.

It doesn’t matter. The Mossad has them. Putin has them. A thousand FBI agents saw them. DOJ insiders saw them. The UK has them (Andrew actions require receipts)

They will leak. And tampering will be apparent.

I’ve been “the boyfriend” many times. Most often at negotiating time. Happy to use my privilege to help friends. They usually treat me to lunch as thanks, but I’d do it for sport for free. 😜

No lies detected. Or, as my kid says, no cap ;)

I'll be in Mexico in two weeks. 12 days of solo brain reset chill. I'm so ready.

Whether that’s used in good faith or as a smokescreen is a political question, but the mechanism is real.

Trump's current move is smarter than he is. Someone is giving him help here. Because this will work, as things stand now.

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So if DOJ opens or re-opens some “active investigation,” they can say:
“These particular pages fall under ‘jeopardize an active investigation’ so we’re holding those back for now.”
That’s not just “policy”; it’s baked into both FOIA and the current draft text of the Epstein Files Trans. Act.

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The Epstein bill itself, H.R. 4405 (Epstein Files Transparency Act), which explicitly allows DOJ to withhold bits that would “jeopardize an active federal investigation or ongoing prosecution,” but says that has to be narrowly tailored and temporary, and they have to justify redactions.

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FOIA Exemption 7(A): Federal law (not just policy) that lets agencies withhold law-enforcement records if releasing them “could reasonably be expected to interfere with enforcement proceedings.”

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Any DOJ investigation locks the files and you can’t release.

Release first.

Oops. Too late. Investigation started again already.

Almost like we all got played.

“No you don’t.”

Not, “No we don’t.”

He doesn’t feel that he’s a part of the process. He feels above it all.

He has more tells than an amateur poker player.

Not the government as such, though. Even the UK has ethical people who will leak because it's the right thing to do.

Remember, even if the #Epstein #Files are scrubbed, the #British have full copies. There's no way they sacked an ambassador and kicked Andrew to the curb over nothing. They know.

And if they're released scrubbed, someone in the UK is going to say it's a crossed-line and leak their copy.

Remember, even if the #Epstein #Files are scrubbed, the #British have full copies. There's no way they sacked an ambassador and kicked Andrew to the curb over nothing. They know.

And if they're released scrubbed, someone in the UK is going to say it's a crossed-line and leak their copy.

Remember, even if the #Epstein #Files are scrubbed, the #British have full copies. There's no way they sacked an ambassador and kicked Andrew to the curb over nothing. They know.

And if they're released scrubbed, someone in the UK is going to say it's a crossed-line and leak their copy.

Remember, even if the #Epstein #Files are scrubbed, the #British have full copies. There's no way they sacked an ambassador and kicked Andrew to the curb over nothing. They know.

And if they're released scrubbed, someone in the UK is going to say it's a crossed-line and leak their copy.

Remember, even if the #Epstein #Files are scrubbed, the #British have full copies. There's no way they sacked an ambassador and kicked Andrew to the curb over nothing. They know.

And if they're released scrubbed, someone in the UK is going to say it's a crossed-line and leak their copy.

I’m allergic to tomatoes. That’s attempted murder!