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bisxualscreamng.bsky.social
reed (they/them)
@bisxualscreamng.bsky.social
24•AuDHD colossal moron
i do not understand why gen Xers dont see a problem w playing audio on their phones in public?? im in an otherwise silent therapy waiting room w 3 other ppl and this guy is watching shit at full volume💀
July 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
not me googling "how to mop" bc no ones ever taught me and im cleaning my sisters house tmrw before she moves in so it wont be dusty or have bug bomb chemicals everywhere
June 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
in 36 hours my little sister will finally live within driving distance from me after 2 years :)))) missed that bitch shes gonna get so sick of me:)
June 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
listening to nine dogs in the same room bark every time a truck drives by or theres a noise outside is,, a lot
June 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I rly give my parents dog more credit. hes not the brightest and hes a lil mean and is always trying to steal my food but at least he doesnt cover the floor in his bodily fluids and is usually relatively clean
June 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
feel like i need to bathe in lysol after this 5 day dog sitting/house sitting job 😃👍🏻
June 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
bro why did my aunt just assume I used AI to make the design reference for my birthday cake (which was a super cool idea btw im v proud of it) I drew that shit my damn self and came up with the entire idea in my brain,,, what happened to having a THINK
May 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
my cat screams at me to go to sleep every night like she thinks shes my mother
May 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM
overheard a lady talking on my moms MLM zoom shes on rn and this lady just said groceries and gas prices are the lowest they've been in 5 yrs and my flabbers are gasted lady are u STUPID ????
May 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
convincing my adhd brain to put away my laundry by pretending its ~5 yrs in the future when my little sister is newly postpartum and im cleaning her house for her so she and her partner can bond w her baby and that its actually her laundry im putting away not mine
May 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
i made a joke abt my dads dog being bisexual and my dad was like yeah hes also into beastiality and his fav position is doggy style💀💀
May 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
possibly going back to college in the fall and im fucking NERVOUS but also kinda excited like what if its awful and i drop out a third mf time but what if it goes great and jump starts my life feeling doable again
May 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Reposted by reed (they/them)
This autistic wants RFK Jr to perish. Today.
🕸️-Kit
April 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
if you have never experienced sulfur burps please know i envy you
April 20, 2025 at 8:35 AM
its like my intestines see the moon rising and immediately become evil
there has not been a literal single night since the beginning of february where my internal organs haven't kept me awake for hours on end or woken me up multiple times within a few hours bc they're battling each other to the fucking death
April 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
there has not been a literal single night since the beginning of february where my internal organs haven't kept me awake for hours on end or woken me up multiple times within a few hours bc they're battling each other to the fucking death
April 20, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I always go to the same quest diagnostics to get my blood drawn and the lady who drew my blood recognized me by my ghost tattoo lmaooo
April 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
some1 yell at me to at least trY to go to sleep 💀
April 13, 2025 at 7:46 AM
gotta either figure out how to force meself to sleep or how to convince my parents that yes im still sober my mental illness is just mental illnessing
April 13, 2025 at 7:27 AM
been awake for 37 hrs. told myself i was gonna go to sleep 3 hrs ago. instead i have bandaids on 4 fingers and 1 toe. why is it always when i specifically need to be doing something else that my brain decides it nEeds to pick at everything
April 13, 2025 at 6:49 AM
somehow the tiny gay ass academics only hs i went to 9th and 10th grade was simultaneously the best and worst environment for me
April 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
why does olive insist on licking my TOES every night before i go to sleep
April 12, 2025 at 7:49 AM
i dont rly think im that depressed actually i think im just having a very natural reaction to living in a world that's both literally and figuratively burning up
April 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
can't believe i got gus and willy mixed up and now i have to wait until its winter again to complete this damn quest bc that was my last albacore😔truly tragic
April 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
genuinely will never forgive my parents for getting me evaluated for adhd+asd+depression in elementary per teachers recommendation but then fully choosing to quit taking me to play therapy or having me on any meds after only a month and never telling me abt my diagnoses until many years later
April 3, 2025 at 6:07 AM