And what about Santa?!?

Wow Lola. Way to kill the dream. Next thing you'll tell me is that Santa isn't real?!?

They actually REALLY need to do something about those diseased animals. Quickly.

Oh, and the ostriches too.

I'm enjoying the delicious thought that either Canada or California will very loudly and publicly decline the invitation.

Pierre Poilievre thinks Aboriginal title is wrong.

The Kirk "faithful" are lying. Full stop.

Really? His biggest supporters don't believe that. They're doing everything in their power to muzzle the first amendment.

Kimmel and Colbert are just some of the impacted.

There WILL BE MORE.

And you will not be able to undo this on your own.

You did it to yourselves.

You didn't listen, and you still somehow elected a repeat felon, pedophile and liar.

Congrats. You live under fascism.

When your LEADER accepts lavish gifts (bribes) from foreign powers (Airplane, anyone?) and then BRAGS about it - you live under fascism.

When your government TELLS you that YOU MUST MOURN - you live under fascism.

When you're rounding up "undesirables' - in this case, anyone who's not white - in the streets and deporting them - often to a specific place for detention (Alligator Island, for example) - you live under fascism.

When a branch of the government - in this case the FCC - causes a show to be cancelled, and the president CELEBRATES it and suggests who to go after NEXT - you live in under fascism.

I can text from my laptop (PulseSMS) and even with a full keyboard and 100 wpm typing skills, I STILL don't text like that.

This isn't a text message transcript. It's fan fiction. You're right, kids don't text like this. Neither do adults. Or anyone, really.

And it's horribly HORRIBLY written. WTF?

I can't say I "enjoyed" it, but I certainly appreciate the sociopolitical commentary it fosters.

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social might say the same.

Day 34: Owner still thinks I'm a dog. This costume is amazing. Meow.