I can’t believe we’re choosing sides in the nu metal throwback wars but here we are.

UK Garage sample/interpolation of Gangsta’s Paradise

Ethereal trance cover of Fade into You

Old man with mustache in Mahomes jersey just screamed at a waiter “this isn’t a Skinny Margarita, there are no jalapeños in it and there’s no alcohol!!” As a former bartender, his next drink will have negative alcohol and extra jalapeños.

Order another Dos Equis from the bucktooth waitress with the cross tattoo

At the Cabo steakhouse, got the mariachis playing Ring of Fire while I dust the orange with tajin for the mezcal chaser

Or let me write it a different way for Accidental Bronson:

Different pool: club cover of Radiohead’s Creep

Children’s choir singing the chorus, plus saxophone solo… WOW

Thumper trance cover of Losing my Religion by REM