Steve the Bison
@bisonsteve.bsky.social
I’d rather be a bison than a fascist.
April 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I’d rather be a bison than a fascist.
A gregarious gang of gobblers
October 26, 2024 at 10:13 PM
A gregarious gang of gobblers
Baby bison are called red dogs.
October 25, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Baby bison are called red dogs.
I have eyes everywhere
October 24, 2024 at 2:41 PM
I have eyes everywhere
The reason male buffalo leave the herd each year is so they can watch and discuss cinema.
October 23, 2024 at 4:53 PM
The reason male buffalo leave the herd each year is so they can watch and discuss cinema.
Bet you can’t find me
October 23, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Bet you can’t find me
Buffalo can run up to 35 miles per hour. This means that I’m fast as fuck boi.
October 22, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Buffalo can run up to 35 miles per hour. This means that I’m fast as fuck boi.
In LA anything can happen for a buffalo with a dream.
October 22, 2024 at 5:58 AM
In LA anything can happen for a buffalo with a dream.
Can you guess what the national mammal for the United States is? It rhymes with the last name of a famous boxer.
October 21, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Can you guess what the national mammal for the United States is? It rhymes with the last name of a famous boxer.
Highland cows are honorary buffalo.
October 20, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Highland cows are honorary buffalo.
Just in case anyone wants my autograph.
October 19, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Just in case anyone wants my autograph.
Saw a cool bird the other day. I like to think we’d be friends.
October 18, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Saw a cool bird the other day. I like to think we’d be friends.
Today I learned that Buffalo Bill Cody was not a buffalo. He was in fact a guy from Iowa.
October 18, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Today I learned that Buffalo Bill Cody was not a buffalo. He was in fact a guy from Iowa.
10/10 would graze here again.
October 18, 2024 at 2:51 PM
10/10 would graze here again.
There are about 20,500 bison in conservation herds, including myself, and another 420,000 in commercial herds. In the past we roamed North America in the tens of millions.
October 18, 2024 at 1:58 PM
There are about 20,500 bison in conservation herds, including myself, and another 420,000 in commercial herds. In the past we roamed North America in the tens of millions.
Found an old photo of my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather. He was a model back in the day. You might have heard of the buffalo nickel.
October 18, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Found an old photo of my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather. He was a model back in the day. You might have heard of the buffalo nickel.
Sometimes I lose my temper and blow off a little steam, but I've never enjoyed it. I'm not a violent bison. I don't know why I charge.
October 18, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Sometimes I lose my temper and blow off a little steam, but I've never enjoyed it. I'm not a violent bison. I don't know why I charge.
How do you do, fellow humans?
October 17, 2024 at 8:28 PM
How do you do, fellow humans?