Em☁️🌩️
@bishops-bakery.bsky.social
I rant a little. The occasional headcanon ✌🏻🏳️🌈
Known to write about wee-woo wives🚒🔥
[she/her - 30]
https://archiveofourown.org/users/bishops_bakery/pseuds/bishops_bakery
Known to write about wee-woo wives🚒🔥
[she/her - 30]
https://archiveofourown.org/users/bishops_bakery/pseuds/bishops_bakery
L: *hands on hips, pointing at a helmet* That's not where that goes. Mom says helmets belong on the rack 🤨
A: Got it, boss🫡😂
L: *tugs on a hose* Did you check this for leaks? Very important
V: *whispering to Maya* You've created a tiny fire captain
M: 😁😁He's just thorough
A: Got it, boss🫡😂
L: *tugs on a hose* Did you check this for leaks? Very important
V: *whispering to Maya* You've created a tiny fire captain
M: 😁😁He's just thorough
November 22, 2024 at 5:01 PM
L: *hands on hips, pointing at a helmet* That's not where that goes. Mom says helmets belong on the rack 🤨
A: Got it, boss🫡😂
L: *tugs on a hose* Did you check this for leaks? Very important
V: *whispering to Maya* You've created a tiny fire captain
M: 😁😁He's just thorough
A: Got it, boss🫡😂
L: *tugs on a hose* Did you check this for leaks? Very important
V: *whispering to Maya* You've created a tiny fire captain
M: 😁😁He's just thorough
M: and then I was thinking we could take the kids to the lake. dip into savings
C: orrrr we could get our own cabin and invite your mom and she can watch them🤷♀️
M: that’s not cost effective, Carina-
C: I know you’d pay any price for this, Bambina😏😏
M: I- what? Oh? That could fit in the budget…😳🤔
C: orrrr we could get our own cabin and invite your mom and she can watch them🤷♀️
M: that’s not cost effective, Carina-
C: I know you’d pay any price for this, Bambina😏😏
M: I- what? Oh? That could fit in the budget…😳🤔
November 18, 2024 at 7:29 PM
M: and then I was thinking we could take the kids to the lake. dip into savings
C: orrrr we could get our own cabin and invite your mom and she can watch them🤷♀️
M: that’s not cost effective, Carina-
C: I know you’d pay any price for this, Bambina😏😏
M: I- what? Oh? That could fit in the budget…😳🤔
C: orrrr we could get our own cabin and invite your mom and she can watch them🤷♀️
M: that’s not cost effective, Carina-
C: I know you’d pay any price for this, Bambina😏😏
M: I- what? Oh? That could fit in the budget…😳🤔
C: *half-asleep on the couch, mumbles* Amore, il... blanket... troppo... caldo, but... più comfy
M:😦
L: 😆 She said the blanket’s too hot, but she still likes it
M:🥰Va bene, amore. Blanket stays
Carina smiles sleepily, snuggling back into Maya’s lap, murmuring something else only Liam understands
M:😦
L: 😆 She said the blanket’s too hot, but she still likes it
M:🥰Va bene, amore. Blanket stays
Carina smiles sleepily, snuggling back into Maya’s lap, murmuring something else only Liam understands
November 15, 2024 at 8:24 PM
C: *half-asleep on the couch, mumbles* Amore, il... blanket... troppo... caldo, but... più comfy
M:😦
L: 😆 She said the blanket’s too hot, but she still likes it
M:🥰Va bene, amore. Blanket stays
Carina smiles sleepily, snuggling back into Maya’s lap, murmuring something else only Liam understands
M:😦
L: 😆 She said the blanket’s too hot, but she still likes it
M:🥰Va bene, amore. Blanket stays
Carina smiles sleepily, snuggling back into Maya’s lap, murmuring something else only Liam understands
L: *delivers espresso in bed*
C:🤨
L: *whispers in Maya's ear*
M: YOU'RE ON. BABE, GET UP WE ARE GOING HIKING😤
M: Mr. Cocky over here thinks he can beat me up the trail!
C: I did not consent to this!
A: 😆I packed the snacks mama get dressed
C: what kind of snacks?😒
C:🤨
L: *whispers in Maya's ear*
M: YOU'RE ON. BABE, GET UP WE ARE GOING HIKING😤
M: Mr. Cocky over here thinks he can beat me up the trail!
C: I did not consent to this!
A: 😆I packed the snacks mama get dressed
C: what kind of snacks?😒
November 8, 2024 at 4:21 PM
L: *delivers espresso in bed*
C:🤨
L: *whispers in Maya's ear*
M: YOU'RE ON. BABE, GET UP WE ARE GOING HIKING😤
M: Mr. Cocky over here thinks he can beat me up the trail!
C: I did not consent to this!
A: 😆I packed the snacks mama get dressed
C: what kind of snacks?😒
C:🤨
L: *whispers in Maya's ear*
M: YOU'RE ON. BABE, GET UP WE ARE GOING HIKING😤
M: Mr. Cocky over here thinks he can beat me up the trail!
C: I did not consent to this!
A: 😆I packed the snacks mama get dressed
C: what kind of snacks?😒
M: Cap, can I cut out? Carina's upset & lost a patient
A: 🤨you got mind reading powers again? we've been on calls. How do you know?
M: *shrugs* Carina always stress bakes and I started craving cookies suddenly
A: you're free to go- if I get to see my babies and you deliver cookies
M: 🫡deal!
A: 🤨you got mind reading powers again? we've been on calls. How do you know?
M: *shrugs* Carina always stress bakes and I started craving cookies suddenly
A: you're free to go- if I get to see my babies and you deliver cookies
M: 🫡deal!
November 7, 2024 at 4:27 PM
M: Cap, can I cut out? Carina's upset & lost a patient
A: 🤨you got mind reading powers again? we've been on calls. How do you know?
M: *shrugs* Carina always stress bakes and I started craving cookies suddenly
A: you're free to go- if I get to see my babies and you deliver cookies
M: 🫡deal!
A: 🤨you got mind reading powers again? we've been on calls. How do you know?
M: *shrugs* Carina always stress bakes and I started craving cookies suddenly
A: you're free to go- if I get to see my babies and you deliver cookies
M: 🫡deal!
C:😂Liam! You can't eat them yet!
A:*yanks entire basil plant* I'm the best gardener Mama!
C:*snaps photo to Maya* you are! Let's save some for dinner, ok?
L:*munching on basil leaf* oops😬
M:*@ work* look at my farmers!
C: we have one less basil plant but happy kiddos!
A:*yanks entire basil plant* I'm the best gardener Mama!
C:*snaps photo to Maya* you are! Let's save some for dinner, ok?
L:*munching on basil leaf* oops😬
M:*@ work* look at my farmers!
C: we have one less basil plant but happy kiddos!
September 24, 2024 at 2:28 PM
C:😂Liam! You can't eat them yet!
A:*yanks entire basil plant* I'm the best gardener Mama!
C:*snaps photo to Maya* you are! Let's save some for dinner, ok?
L:*munching on basil leaf* oops😬
M:*@ work* look at my farmers!
C: we have one less basil plant but happy kiddos!
A:*yanks entire basil plant* I'm the best gardener Mama!
C:*snaps photo to Maya* you are! Let's save some for dinner, ok?
L:*munching on basil leaf* oops😬
M:*@ work* look at my farmers!
C: we have one less basil plant but happy kiddos!
C: 😂 Liam! You can’t eat them yet!
A:*yanks entire basil plant* I’m the best gardener Mama!
C:*snaps photo to Maya* you are! Let’s save some for dinner, ok?
L:*munching on basil leaf* oops😬
M:*@ work* look at my farmers!
C: we have one less basil plant but happy kiddos!
A:*yanks entire basil plant* I’m the best gardener Mama!
C:*snaps photo to Maya* you are! Let’s save some for dinner, ok?
L:*munching on basil leaf* oops😬
M:*@ work* look at my farmers!
C: we have one less basil plant but happy kiddos!
September 24, 2024 at 1:45 PM
C: 😂 Liam! You can’t eat them yet!
A:*yanks entire basil plant* I’m the best gardener Mama!
C:*snaps photo to Maya* you are! Let’s save some for dinner, ok?
L:*munching on basil leaf* oops😬
M:*@ work* look at my farmers!
C: we have one less basil plant but happy kiddos!
A:*yanks entire basil plant* I’m the best gardener Mama!
C:*snaps photo to Maya* you are! Let’s save some for dinner, ok?
L:*munching on basil leaf* oops😬
M:*@ work* look at my farmers!
C: we have one less basil plant but happy kiddos!
C: 🥱they're getting bad again aren't they?
M: *nods, looking in Andrea's bedroom*
C: you've been stressed *wraps in blanket, hugs* come back to bed. They are safe. They know that you protect them
M: i- I hate having to leave them…
C: *kisses shoulder* I'll watch with you then
M: *nods, looking in Andrea's bedroom*
C: you've been stressed *wraps in blanket, hugs* come back to bed. They are safe. They know that you protect them
M: i- I hate having to leave them…
C: *kisses shoulder* I'll watch with you then
September 20, 2024 at 3:02 PM
C: 🥱they're getting bad again aren't they?
M: *nods, looking in Andrea's bedroom*
C: you've been stressed *wraps in blanket, hugs* come back to bed. They are safe. They know that you protect them
M: i- I hate having to leave them…
C: *kisses shoulder* I'll watch with you then
M: *nods, looking in Andrea's bedroom*
C: you've been stressed *wraps in blanket, hugs* come back to bed. They are safe. They know that you protect them
M: i- I hate having to leave them…
C: *kisses shoulder* I'll watch with you then
C: *tracing Maya’s collarbone*
M: Fell through a roof. Thought Andy had my rope, didn’t stick the landing
C:😨Bambina! You’re lucky you didn’t break anything!
M:😬
C: 🙄 a liability
M: Hazing is common in the academy & they wrapped me in bubble wrap while I was asleep once..
M: Fell through a roof. Thought Andy had my rope, didn’t stick the landing
C:😨Bambina! You’re lucky you didn’t break anything!
M:😬
C: 🙄 a liability
M: Hazing is common in the academy & they wrapped me in bubble wrap while I was asleep once..
September 19, 2024 at 2:21 PM
C: *tracing Maya’s collarbone*
M: Fell through a roof. Thought Andy had my rope, didn’t stick the landing
C:😨Bambina! You’re lucky you didn’t break anything!
M:😬
C: 🙄 a liability
M: Hazing is common in the academy & they wrapped me in bubble wrap while I was asleep once..
M: Fell through a roof. Thought Andy had my rope, didn’t stick the landing
C:😨Bambina! You’re lucky you didn’t break anything!
M:😬
C: 🙄 a liability
M: Hazing is common in the academy & they wrapped me in bubble wrap while I was asleep once..