Convinced that sound engineers don't need all those buttons on their sound desks, and some of them are just for fidgeting cause they all have raging ADHD.

Got warned my whole childhood about the "cursed necklace" but no one bothered to mention it'd come in the form of a lanyard.

New Rule: Movies and TV Shows should legally have to invent new alarms/ringtone music so as to not trigger the fight or flight instincts of the audience.

Told my friend I had a phobia of Annie Lennox songs.

The next question he asked me shook me to my core.