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RP Account of Janitor from the Kindergarten Trilogy// Writer is 25 years old and goes by Cyber // They/Them
Pinned
Name: Janitor

Occupation: Janitor

Age: Old

Best Friend: Mr Sweep (the mop)

The Janitor from the game Kindergarten is a nameless janitor with psychopathic tendencies and a tendency to get violent, especially when corrected about splling
Better him than that deserting bitch Linda!
A man who has nothing better to do with his life aside from taking Kidd to war.
No I don't live here

What do you take me for, Ms WibbleWobblers?
August 3, 2025 at 7:18 AM
No I don't live here

What do you take me for, Ms WibbleWobblers?
Maybe—

. . . DO YOU LIVE HERE TOO?
Is that why I'm always hearing snoring when I'm cleaning at night?
August 3, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Is that why I'm always hearing snoring when I'm cleaning at night?
𝑨𝑷𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑳𝒀, alcohol is 𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀 flammable so my whole house burned down!

So that’s why I live at the school now!
August 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Wanna tell that to my Mop?
“ Still out of everyone running? Still closest to getting there .. “
July 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Go ahead and tell me you think I'd actually be worse than the buffoon that's in there now?
July 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Yeah? And?
YOU’RE LITERALLY A PSYCHOPATH
I'd make a good president
July 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'd make a good president
July 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"I have no idea what you're babbling about kid, and I don't care

Now scram

I got stuff to do. Important hot guy stuff"
….

I am SO calling him that from now on.
What the fuck is a Beta Wart?
July 15, 2025 at 8:59 AM
What the fuck is a Beta Wart?


You look like Xehanort.

Away from me you cretin.
Heh, I ain't even gotta guess. I know I'm a 10

I mean look at me, I'm sexy as fuck
July 15, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Heh, I ain't even gotta guess. I know I'm a 10

I mean look at me, I'm sexy as fuck
July 15, 2025 at 8:45 AM
"The hell is so good about it?"

"It's an Okay Morning at best!"
...good morning.
July 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Reposted by ʙⁱˢᶜᵘᵗˢ
[GUESTIFORE AND THE PUPPETEER!]

Two of the aware characters that know they’re nothing but fictional.

This may contain existential crisis on your dashboard, so follow with caution! (Not really lol)
May 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
He returns to mopping... The sidewalk... With the wrong end of the mop
July 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"Let's just say I had a big mess to clean afterward"
July 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
You know what happened to the last kid who corrected me?
July 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Are you trying to correct me?
July 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Janitor's closets are for storing weapons, obviously
That is NOT what a janitor’s closet is for.

Ew.
July 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I thought I was gay once, turns out it was just gas
July 2, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Hehehehe, good one Ms FlippyFloppers
July 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Finally, something we can agree on
I’m about to get murder allegations

And they’re about to be true
I got ya a gift Sora!
July 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Reposted by ʙⁱˢᶜᵘᵗˢ
October 22, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Here ya go. Have one a them monstermans that the kids are so into these days
June 29, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Because Janitor
June 29, 2025 at 9:24 AM