I would like to live in precedented times, please.

This week's Internet winner goes to...

A seasonal haiku:
Winter is so dumb
My whole face is peeling off
Send humidity

"The Trump administration warned federal employees of 'adverse consequences' for not reporting colleagues resisting orders to eliminate diversity, equity, and inclusion programs, giving a 10-day deadline to report via a special email account." 1/2

Wow. Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde fearlessly calls out Trump and Vance to their faces. This is heroic.

(posting in 3 parts due to Bluesky's 1 minute limit)

I need Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Kamala Harris to start a snarky podcast.

Just wrestled my way into a sports bra while still damp out of the shower and I’m just going to count that as my workout for today.