Birmingham Police Department
@birminghampd.bsky.social
Just did my white boy smile at an old lady she wasn’t impressed
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Just did my white boy smile at an old lady she wasn’t impressed
Dudes be 35 listening to arcade fire 😭 You worried about the wrong funeral bro
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Dudes be 35 listening to arcade fire 😭 You worried about the wrong funeral bro
I’m on Facebook laugh reacting everyone’s marketplace posts
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I’m on Facebook laugh reacting everyone’s marketplace posts
I been trying to emulate Jack Harlow it’s not working
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I been trying to emulate Jack Harlow it’s not working
I got cradle cap again
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I got cradle cap again
Our hellhounds have been eliminated officer!
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Our hellhounds have been eliminated officer!
Sarah Palin too damn fine be acting like that
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Sarah Palin too damn fine be acting like that
She mad at me cause I can’t remember the alphabet 🤦
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
She mad at me cause I can’t remember the alphabet 🤦
When she kinda fine and her boyfriend goofy!!!
November 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
When she kinda fine and her boyfriend goofy!!!
We need to start fucking up Pedicab drivers Chicago
November 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
We need to start fucking up Pedicab drivers Chicago
Woke up white today ☹️
October 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Woke up white today ☹️
My first act as mayor of Chicago will be to get rid of these phony service animals
October 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My first act as mayor of Chicago will be to get rid of these phony service animals
I don’t wanna listen to geese
October 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I don’t wanna listen to geese
Helicopter pilots be like time to clock in and maybe crash my helicopter
October 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Helicopter pilots be like time to clock in and maybe crash my helicopter
Can’t wait for my 10 year high school reunion see how big everyone got
October 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Can’t wait for my 10 year high school reunion see how big everyone got
If your dog barks at me one time it’s to be executed
October 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
If your dog barks at me one time it’s to be executed
People who gamble genuinely stupid man
October 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
People who gamble genuinely stupid man
Electric longboard is the perfect mode of transportation for someone that’s really stupid or wants to fuck themselves up
October 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Electric longboard is the perfect mode of transportation for someone that’s really stupid or wants to fuck themselves up
The one where Ross busts it open
October 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The one where Ross busts it open
I wish paranormal stuff was real that would be so scary though
October 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I wish paranormal stuff was real that would be so scary though
White women aged 25 are often partial to the 1975
October 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
White women aged 25 are often partial to the 1975
Done got a little too geeked and ended up in Assumption, Illinois
October 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Done got a little too geeked and ended up in Assumption, Illinois
I’m at your baby mamas house browsing /r/mildlyinteresting
September 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I’m at your baby mamas house browsing /r/mildlyinteresting
The lion does not concern himself with the stuff in his water
September 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The lion does not concern himself with the stuff in his water