Means they want a nice tight two-shot and don’t want them drifting apart. I notice they tend not to insist on this childish behaviour if the couple are gay men.

That joke originally written by the brilliant but sadly late Iain Pattinson for the radio show I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue, circa 2005.

I raise you…

Community, if you can track it down. The highest gag-per-minute ratio and people being nice to each other.

He looks like an angry toddler on that ridiculous chair.

French kissing in the USA…

What on earth did he do at Millie’s funeral that meant he had to have a bath afterwards?

It is fabulous but I can’t help thinking that our democracy lost something when a couple of young lads could no longer saunter up to the steps of No. 10 and threaten to press the doorbell without attracting the attention of the on-duty plod.

The game’s gone.