Birds_rocks 🇨🇦
@birdsrocks.bsky.social
In normal times I just skeet about my garden and Star Wars, but regrettably I was right when I became a full-blown doomer in November 2016.
Nationalism sucks, but being annexed by a fascist state sucks more.
Nationalism sucks, but being annexed by a fascist state sucks more.
Received my 30 year old lady 🎶 Sears catalogue
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Received my 30 year old lady 🎶 Sears catalogue
Quick question: WTF?
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Quick question: WTF?
Yiayia had better look out
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Yiayia had better look out
My French butter duck with my Greek salt and pepper mills in front of and resting on my Spanish tile. 🇪🇺
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
My French butter duck with my Greek salt and pepper mills in front of and resting on my Spanish tile. 🇪🇺
Anyway, I had to rush to pick something new, ended up liking literally the cheapest fixture at Home Depot 😅
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Anyway, I had to rush to pick something new, ended up liking literally the cheapest fixture at Home Depot 😅
Checking out what the local puppy mills are up to...
oh. ok.
oh. ok.
November 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Checking out what the local puppy mills are up to...
oh. ok.
oh. ok.
Bet George feels dumb for having gone to see the new Yorgos Lanthimos movie and leaving me at home (because I hate his movies with a fiery passion) to eat homemade pho.
November 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Bet George feels dumb for having gone to see the new Yorgos Lanthimos movie and leaving me at home (because I hate his movies with a fiery passion) to eat homemade pho.
I mean, they shrinkflated a pound of pasta for fucks sake.
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I mean, they shrinkflated a pound of pasta for fucks sake.
Caulk and put the piece of moulding back. Just that little visual break makes the floor and wall look like a perfect match 😤
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Caulk and put the piece of moulding back. Just that little visual break makes the floor and wall look like a perfect match 😤
What must it be like to be George, who when I asked what he wanted for breakfast said “strudel” and a strudel just… appeared.
November 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
What must it be like to be George, who when I asked what he wanted for breakfast said “strudel” and a strudel just… appeared.
So easy a dog could do it
November 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
So easy a dog could do it
Our shitty Amazon pepper mill shit the bed (the second one in not very long), but I just remembered my brother in law is coming back from Greece next week and they make DELUXE solid brass salt & pepper mills.
And they cost half as much as they do here. 👀
And they cost half as much as they do here. 👀
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Our shitty Amazon pepper mill shit the bed (the second one in not very long), but I just remembered my brother in law is coming back from Greece next week and they make DELUXE solid brass salt & pepper mills.
And they cost half as much as they do here. 👀
And they cost half as much as they do here. 👀
The coolest costume will be the coolest guyyy
October 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The coolest costume will be the coolest guyyy
This isn’t focaccia but it’s close
October 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This isn’t focaccia but it’s close
Huge endorsement for sweet focaccia. This one is apple caramel w/cinnamon and cardamom.
The top got a bit overdone but it was still extremely tasty.
The top got a bit overdone but it was still extremely tasty.
October 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Huge endorsement for sweet focaccia. This one is apple caramel w/cinnamon and cardamom.
The top got a bit overdone but it was still extremely tasty.
The top got a bit overdone but it was still extremely tasty.
Duality of apple
October 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Duality of apple
The first few rows are atrocious but we’re getting somewhere. I wonder how much of my tension crimes will come out when I steam it.
October 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The first few rows are atrocious but we’re getting somewhere. I wonder how much of my tension crimes will come out when I steam it.
I thought of that
October 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I thought of that
Ok now put your leftover cranberry sauce into some oatmeal muffins with cinnamon and cardamom, and a streusel topping
(Maybe use muffin liners though)
(Maybe use muffin liners though)
October 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Ok now put your leftover cranberry sauce into some oatmeal muffins with cinnamon and cardamom, and a streusel topping
(Maybe use muffin liners though)
(Maybe use muffin liners though)
This stuff was also in the box (Hell yeah)
October 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This stuff was also in the box (Hell yeah)
losing my god damn mind over here
October 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
losing my god damn mind over here